The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

Your cat has been doing that for the past 20 minutes - using your boobies as a trampoline.

 

Holy shit! Someone call a medic, Jack just might be die from laughing so hard.

 

:roll:

 

Oh.

Were you the one who posted a costume of a dinosaur carrying a man in a cage?

 

No, I think that was MovieHound.

 

Alright, I'm out - good weekends to everyone. Here's an 80's tune to send you into the weekend:

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Just ignore the Jheri curls.

Later all. :burnout:

 

Do you recall what thread it was in?

Adios amigo.

 

Never mind yay, I googled it.

 

Sorry! I fell asleep again...

 

That's okay. That's pretty much what I'm about to do now. Goodnight sweets.

 

Have a good rest, hon.

 

I dreamed about Jack and furby. :shock:

 

just them two? Or were you in the middle of it?

Morning Yay.

 

No, there were lots of other people around too... it was some sort of festival, and Jack and I wanted to perform something as a joke. I had to wear one of those MC Hammer style harem pants for that, so I picked one out of a big pile of (very transparent) harem pants, saying: these won't fit... I need bigger ones.... while Jack and furby looked on and mocked me for having such a big ass. Then I went to find some place to change and squeezed myself into a tiny public toilet. Somehow it took ages, because a woman knocked on the door and told me she lived there and asked me to leave and we got to talk about her sad situation. (Unemployed & living in a public toilet.) Jack and furby were waiting for me at the door to a huge barn, smoking cigarettes and complaining that it took me so long. Then we went inside the barn, me barefoot and wearing nothing but these huge harem pants and an old t-shirt.
But before we could start our performance, I got distracted inside the barn because there were super cute baby goats. I picked one up and cuddled it, and suddenly it started to purr. I was discussing this strange phenomenon with the owner of the goats, an old farmer type man, but Jack and furby told me to hurry up already so I had to put the baby goat back and we went through the barn where all kinds of fish tank-like bassins were filled with naked women? Then I woke up.

 

Morning, by the way.

 

Huh... that's weird. I mean, you were wearing an old t-shirt of all things.

Good memory retention btw.

 

I've been dreaming weird stuff all night. In an earlier dream I was driving a car. I've never driven a car. In my dream I drove like a boss.

 

How's the dating going, mokko? :mrgreen: