The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

What?

 

Here bunny bunny bunny....I know you're out here...don't hide from me....I believe in you!!! *love*

Come out....I have chocolates!!!!


*gets caught in bear trap*

AHHHHH MOTHER FUCKING HELL.......AHGHHHHHHHH......AHHHHHHHH...........WHY GOD WHY????.........AHAHAHAHHHHHH


*dies*

 

I just had this mental image of the pope caught in a bear trap.

 

Excellent.

 

Now it's the pope in a white dress and fake bunny ears hopping through the woods. :33:

 

:-|

 

Somebody called Oliver Strangeways wants to friend me on Facebook. :-|

 

this is Huston,
do you read us..
over

 

well. hmmm thats a good question let me check
hang on a moment
ok, the traps are still all empty so there appears to be no life so far... hmmm
the ah.. the toilet is still a bit broken, so we have taken to shitting behind that big tree over there.
the ah..... food. oh the food is about out now. i know you all thought we may be able to eat the vegetation and hunt and stuff, but ah.. its all pretty much rocks except for the one tree so, and the leave on the tree gave earl a wicked case of the shits....
the water is good, we have about a gallon or maybe a little more left of the 6000 gallons we were sent with, seems there was a tiny itty bitty little hole in the tank that allowed most of that to drip out in one huge burst
and i think Gabe is dead, we have poked him with a stick a couple of times now, and he smells bad and is starting to like bloat or balloon. so i instructed the others to not poke him unless they want to ware him

anyway, we were all kinda hoping you could possibly
if you could
not to be a bother, but ahhh sort of

get us the fuck out of here now?


over?

 

so here is somethign a bit neat
i contacted a company called "internet download manager" its the program i use to download if i do
see the problem was it would pull from all available socket. so if i downloaded frrom xhamster it would pull from 28 of them
and lock up my internet for everyone.
so i emailed em and asked if they could give me a throttle, so i can slow down the program and not crash the interwebs.
and i just got my new update and guess what
Internet Download Manager now has a throttle on it so i can set to how fast i want it to down load
damn im good.

 

ok
i have no idea what that means
but if your asking if i like it
then
yes
i like it?

 

well then i think that makes perfect sense.
so how is the eve going then?

 

Hi grims.

 

hi scribe.

 

Hope you had an enjoyable weekend.

My mom had to have surgery to remove a blood clot from the femoral artery in her left leg. Was a success, and she's doing good. Got to get ready in a few to go visit her in the hospital so I don't have time to chat.

 

it was a very interesting weekend.
i remember now. sorry i misplaced she had surgery, im very happy it went well. how is your dad coping with it all... oh
you said you cant chat. dammit. i was just getting warmed up

well have a good night.
take care of them and ill chat about it more later.

 

Sorry, I'll try to make more tomorrow.

Dad is doing well by the way, thanks for asking. Take care dood.