The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

No, pizza you nitwit.

 

hi jack
how the day

 

One random post cuz I have to jog on - there was a guy in my school who was called jack - his life was a nightmare. Every morning he was greeted by

Hi jack,
How's you back,
Sorry to but in,
But I need ya.

The poem was accompanied as follows

Hi jack ( his cheek pinched)
How's your back ( a slap to the back)
Sorry to but in ( head butt)
But I need ya ( a knee to the bollocks)

I wonder how he is now

 

The crickets didn’t care, they kept on chirping loudly, the dog barking off in the distance did not even notice her as she paced in the gravel looking at her phone, then up the road then where she had come from. The night air was hot and heavy with moisture. the moon hung high and bright only to have its efforts blotted out by the clouds of mist and fog that hung in the air. it was a strange air that held layers of gray streaks that hung like unmoving clouds she could walk through, She was sure it was the strange night that made her fear the situation worse, she kept telling herself “calm down.. just calm down”.

She had so often traveled this road, never taking a moment to think of much beyond the stretch of tarmac and the lines painted. She had seen that sign that said "Dentists, walkins welcome" every day for a year as she flew past at sixty miles an hour, and there it was, just a few yards away doing its best to get some attention , its spot lights cut the mist m perfectly in the wet thick air like lasers in one of those science fiction movies.

The sweat rolled down her face and arms, her mouth was dry and she was getting more nervous as she thought of her situation. She checked her cell phone one more time, still no bars. she knew if she kept going up the road there was a town near there, but how near. She felt such hatred for the car that had abandon her, the car she loved so just moment before, but now it was pure hate and anger. It was working fine just as it always did, zipping down the road just over the speed limit, radio blasting, she was singing along to little run away, but then it just stopped working, it was still moving but the motor wasn’t running, she couldn’t hear the awful banging sound over the music just before it stopped, all she noticed was the steering got hard and when she tried to stop she had very little brakes. So there she stood, the smell of burnt in the air,in the heat on this strange and eerie night. She was now shaking with no real idea of what to do when a pair of headlights showed off in the far distance.
(stopped editing cause I got bored)
Her first thought was to hide, she looked around and moved quickly and climbed back into the driver seat of her car. she watched as the lights got closer, the beams cutting the fog but it was hard to make anything out, just the lights. She fumbled around and turned on the hazard lights, blink... blink they started flashing, the yellow glowed all around the car each time they came on. The car slowed down and then much to her surprise blue and red flashers began to glare off everything, it was almost as if she could feel the heat from them as they flickered and flashed, the headlights flashed with them.
She sat there, watching in her mirror as the cruiser pulled behind her, the spot light blinded her as it hit her door mirror. she rolled down the window and waited for the officer to come, this was great she thought, he will know what to do. and she thought he may need my license, so she pulled her purse over to her, opened it quickly and instantly saw the bag of weed she had put in there earlier that afternoon. she shoved it deep into her purse and pulled her wallet free, then pushed the purse to the floor of the passenger side in a lame attempt to hide it. "fuck" she thought, "just when i need to cops i have enough weed on me to go to prison".
She opened her wallet and began to search out the proper card from the mess she had, just as she found it she was startled by a voice, "Is everything ok here ma'am" the officer said.

 

no idea
how are ya gaps.
well your off now.
thanks for popping in to post a bit.

 

im off.
ill be back another time

 

:shock: oh wait my missus is near

 

You limit your posting to ADD only furball..Any special reason?

 

Sucks to be you.

He posts elsewhere too. Just not the Igloo.

 

like where?

 

I'd like to order a signed copy!

 

Like in my BOOBIES thread!

 

Sweaty? Check.
Sleepy? Check.
Bloated? Check.

 

I remember seeing a thread of yours with nekkid pics long ago..
Is it the same thread?

 

He's in here somewhere.... http://forum.phun.org/showthread.php?t=737006

You and Jack both.

What I really need is someone who can read it objectively and critique it. I need some real, honest, helpful input.

 

I could do that too.

 

Thanks for digging out my Woody thread again.

 

You shouldn't eat curry before going to bed.

Yay's 50K; you may have missed it: http://forum.phun.org/showthread.php?t=778655

 

Do I have your email address?