The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

ah spam the new American television
well let me write some, that should help me flex my brain.

 

give me a topic oh great wise desert god

 

I'm in the process of rereading, editing, and tweaking the first novel I wrote. I've reread the thing so many times I'm sick of it but I need to get it in shape to submit to an editor who can help me get it published. I've been putting it off too long.

 

thats to complicated for me.

 

i wish i read stuff i would beg to help, but i dont.
so i cant.

you absolutly should
is it about a boy that turns into a man while hunting for his paw?

 

Better left to yay or vixen.

It's about a wealthy assassin who get's mixed up in a kidnapping. It's kind of a love story.

 

my kind of love story cause it has killing in it
i like when things are killed.

im all done with my work so im kinda sitting here wondering what the hell to do now

 

There's no shortage of killing.

That's how I've felt all day.

 

the girl i usally flirt with is having sex with her boyfreind so i cant even text her
maybe i should text my wife dirty stuff and see now long it takes for her to tell me knock it off
ill bet once. if that. just me thinking about it should result in a text.

that was funny to me.

 

Me too.


How do you know that other woman is boffing her boyfriend?

 

That's hilarious

 

cause she was upset today, she went out with a new guy last night, things got pretty hot and heave, but nothing came of it. he had been texting her every 30 seconds or so. but today, no such texts and she was feeling down as could be. i tried to cheer her up. but seems i had no luck.

so ill fill in the blanks judging by the text i got sayihng "at a friends house, im ok" cause i told her i was a bit worried, no contact in a while

now ive made up everything in the quote,
we can see tomorrow how correct i am.

but Jesus im bored right now. this is not a good idea for me to be bored. i do not like it. makes me want to go visit people. i think ill do that tomorrow. go hand with her or floyd. (her being my wifes friend) she is so very much fun.

 

howdy wing how are you
im thiking of heading over the bridge in a few weeks to see whats happening in Windsor canada. your from that area are you not?

 

Yes sir , I'm about 1/2 hr. outside Windsor !!!

 

Doin good by the way pal , how ya been ?

 

So in other words, your overactive imagination is at play and needs an outlet. Right?

 

neat, anyplace i should hit to see or do? im open to about any reason at this point to head over.
im dong ok, got hired on here in toledo permenatly, so ill be near here all the time i guess. wife is coming to live here if she likes me enough to do it. that seems to still be up in the air.
how did a pervert like me end up with such a wholesome woman. and why does wholesome have a w.

no
not at all she loves sex and if she could get near that guy she was going to have him. she said she came last night from just the petting and groping. good job by him eh?
normally i would be a rage with jealousy what with me liking her and all but i have the wife, and i need to be true to her. so i enjoy what aspects of our odd relationship i can. does that make sense.

and now i wait for scribe to sum that up in a four word flame. i can hardly wait on this one. ....

 

Makes sense to me.


I just ordered a pizza. Now I'm going to walk up to the place and pick it up, it's not too far. And there's a discount for pick up instead of delivery. I shall return.

Some time.

 

Pudding.