The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

Hey .... I wanna be a chocolate muffin ....

 

Redwing out of nowhere!!

 

It's like this... I'm his wife and he WISHES I were single.

 

but you are staying together for the sake of the cats right

 

I woke up this morning with two cat butts left and right to my face.

 

I just lurk in the dark waiting to pounce !!
Or wait for muffins and stuff

 

Those weren't cat butts ...

 

lol the joys of cat ownership

 

Furby!!! I have a lame joke for you!!!

 

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic rubbish bags behind her.
One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while $20 fell out onto the footpath.

Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 notes falling out of that bag."

"Oh really? Bugger!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me."

Well, now, not so fast," said the cop. Where did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?"

"Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to the football oval car park. On game days,
a lot of fans come and pee through a knot hole in the fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills
the flowers, you know. Then I thought, 'why not make the best of it? So, now, on game days, I stand behind the fence by
the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him,
grab hold of it and say, 'O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off it comes.'

"Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"

"Well, you know", said the little old lady, "not everybody pays."

 

They looked and smelled like cat butts though!

 

I corrected that.

No comment.

 

Have you been on the phone with your friend today, Jack?

 

No.... the two hours yesterday was enough to wear me out for a while.

 

I can imagine. By the sound of it, he's just ranting and ranting and doesn't let you get a word in.

 

It's like I said earlier....I do like to listen.

 

That's a good quality.

 

You'd be surprised how many people get annoyed by it.

 

Why? Or do you just listen passively?