The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

That's 8 minutes long!

I don't think I would be interested enough to watch that much car stuff.

 

really? did you look at it at all before you shot it down?
here do this, give it one min, and by the end of one min if your not interested in what will happen next, kill it.
go on ill wait.

 

it doesn't matter, my Internet is so fucking slow here that i cant watch it in under a half hour. buffering buffering. im very frustrated and angry and just this side of violent anymore
nothing works, i spend 110 dollars on my damn cell phone, i cant talk to anyone longer than 45 seconds before it drops the call, i spend 130 a month on my Internet connection at my home and my kids have stopped watching porn because it take to long to down load, the only form of communication that is working for me right now, like 100 years after the telephone was built is face to face. thats right 1000 years ago if you needed to tell someone something important and needed to know they would get it, you would get on a horse, ride till you saw them and tell them. the only difference between that time and now is that i get in a car. thats it. thats the only damn difference i can see. cell phones are worthless, i type so bad that ive rewritten this entire thing three times to get out what your reading here, texting fails three out of ten time.

one more technological advance, and im quiting.

 

Wait. What?

 

What's wrong with your cell phone?


I'm sorry you're having troubles.

 

go say something nice about the mods you fucktards. Do you think I made that thread for shits and grins?

http://forum.phun.org/showthread.php?t=784902

 

Quitting what, life? Can you do that? I mean, without commiting suicide?

Wouldn't that be interesting? The sideline of life where you could just go sit on the bench and let it go by, looking on as others struggle with the daily grind, all the while immune to any consequences of your actions? It would be like a literal time out.

 

That's pretty much what I'm doing this week.

 

So do you masturbate in bed or in the shower, Jack? Or both?

 

That's private.

 

:sad2:

 

How was your day off yay?

 

Scribe!!!



To be honest, I had a stay-in-bed-with-curtains-drawn day. :?

 

Doing what?

 

:shock:


You like poetry?

 

Occasionally.

 

Moping.

 

*makes note*

And what is it that you were, in your little darken den of chocolate wrappers, ex-boyfriends underpants and cat hair, moping about?