The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

You get to meet the weirdest people when you work in a charity shop.

 

I just noticed Insom appeared on my friends list again. How is that possible? Can you deactivate your fb account and then after a while acitvate again?

 

I guess, I'm not sure.

 

Like?

 

This fat woman just came in. Showed no interest in our products whatsoever, just walked right up to me and said: "In rooms like this, I don't know, for some reason I get heat flushes."
Me: "Oh. Okay."
Woman: "Yeah."

*pause*

Me: "Well, can I help you with something?"
Woman: *keeps staring at me* "No, thanks. I'm just looking around."
Me: "Okay. Let me know if I can help." *walks back to desk, slightly freaked out*

(She left right after that.)

 

Maybe it was the password of the Secret Sisterhood of Obesity and she thought I might be a member.

 

Could be.

 

You can deactivate and reactivate as many times as you want

 

Jack, people are doubting your qualifications to run the Last Word.

 

Why?

 

I guess they don't think you'll run the game (is it really a game?) often enough, or some such. Who the fuck knows?

So what's your plan anyway?

 

I plan to make it a game....and not a chat thread.

 

How's that?

 

Hmm....we'll see as we go.

 

How frequent, monthly? No more often that that I would think.

 

I'll let my whim decide.

 

Have fun.

 

America is the most grandiose experiment the world has seen, but, I am afraid, it is not going to be a success.

Sigmund Freud


I wanted to post that in the Quotations Tread but I figured somebody or the other would take offence, it just made me laugh.

 

Post it, who cares?