The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

yes a nice indian prostitute,
about 34 ish, with largish sagging boobs with great big mommy nipples on them, and a stray hair her and there on the outline of her aureole
and a hint of a mustache, nothing to noticeable until you look at her mouth then its all you can see.
and sort of (ive had three kids but im working it) wide hips and cheese filled thighs
and hair that is more or less epoxied in place with hair spray.
i would think that would set us back about 6 American dollars really


oh and a cold sore,
she has to have a cold sore

 

I think for just a couple bottles of fine wine he'd go along with just about anything.

 

hello thank you for calling ladies of the night, whats your delight

yes, were a couple of american chaps and we would like to have a bit of fun if you kow what we mean

oh yes, we have just what you need

great, here is a small but important list of must haves is that ok

yes yes we can do that, let me get a pen

great, ready

yes, go ahead now sir

great, we need a nice older, well experienced woman that doesn't mind a bit of two on one play time, some one that isnt all that sweet and innocent you follow

yes.. ah.. well we have one.. that is...

great, now my friend here has a bit of a fetish if you will, its a nasty habit but i try to indulge him, is there anyone you have that may have a sore or blemish on or around her mouth...

like a hurppy?

well yes, exactly like a hurppy but .. anyway, got one

uhm...well i think i can... just a moment

(un ... sounds. some arguing and a bit of rustling) you will to mother now get dressed

ok sir we have just the woman where shall we send her?

 

i think he has mentioned liking wine
thunderbird?

 

well how the fuck to you spell it.
my spell check was no help

 

I assume generic Indian wine is akin to Thunderbird or MD 20/20. I was thinking maybe one of the fine products from Robert Mondavi.

Herpe.

I can see how your spelling would stump spellcheck though.

 

oh herpe is a lot different than what i put
thank you.

how about some of that wine in a box, i think it would be easier to get on the plane plus it comes in a box. and thats always fun, his cat can play with the box when were done.

 

damitt jack
were are you
this thread is all about you right now and your no where

 

There are actually some good wines available in a box. Good call.

I'm gonna check on the roast and add some ingredients. Back in a bit....

 

i cant find what im looking for
i need a 5000 square foot house in a great hood for about 50 grand

 

I'm very confused now.....how much in that in Indian money??

 

I just found out that 1 crore is equal to 10 million......that can't be right.....that's what the flats here are worth....

 

A crore is really 10 million.....so apartments that are about 1000-1200 sq. here cost ten million dollars. :shock:

 

$50,000 = 2,416,510 Indian rupees.

 

You can find deals like that where my brother lives down in Florida.

 

Oh I think I get it now.....I really suck at math.

 

all i understand of that is

a small apartment is unaffordable

 

Apparently.

 

arizona is the same way, my friend bought a house for a thousand dollars. its a nice place to

but here, thats not as much the case. im really wanting that one i posted, it would really work well for me,
affordable but i have to ditch the pig ive got now. want it?

that surprises me.

my head hurts to much tonight.