The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

i so badly want to know what that hot chick in my office thinks
im sure she wants me.

 

Only if your wife and kids found out.

I don't think it's stupid. I don't use it as a gauge of a member's viability. It's just another statistic.

 

You think that of every hot chick. Some ugly ones to I imagine.

 

I don't think I'm doing any more milestones either, we'll see.

Just ask

Co-workers would be worse.

 

75 & 100K for me if the happen to coincide with something special or unusual.


Oh yeah, them too.

 

I stopped doing milestones at 30k....it is really pointless.

 

that was 50 thousand posts ago jack

anyway, yes, the hot chick at work is a completly stuck up bitch, she chats with all the guys that make six or more numbers, she laughs at stuff that isnt funny when they talk to her, and then plays the "im just an avrage girl" rutine, in any other setting she would be rather avrage, but put her in a building full of 100 men and she gets way hotter

this is what ive noticed of her
she has huge gums and tiny teeth
her eyes are someone asian, but the rest of her looks like a rat
her hair is amazing, she must have it done about once a week, i like her hair
her but is flat
she walks like a duck
and the sound of her voice makes my spine twinge

i would so do her!

 

so what are you doing tonight scribe
im working again

 

Spamming for the moment. Did a little work around the house earlier, and I have a pot roast slow cooking.

 

Lord help me, I want more tea.

 

dood that sounds so good
i had the hungry man meat loaf with bbq sauce
hungry man thinks everything needs bbq sauce.
i think its to hid that fact that your eating something that will only taste remotely edible if you smother it in bbq sauce

i got about 3/4 way through this time
very pleased with my effort.

well i think we should take the eve and head over to jacks and get drunk, call a hooker for him, watch him squirm around and try and get away from her and then head down to the coffee shop and sober up proper
thoughts?

 

oh hi jack
i was just typing about you

how much tea have you drank?
you know if your worried you might have a problem
you most likely do.

 

I'm impressed. I haven't eaten a tv dinner in many years for the reasons you cited above.

I'm game.

 

what are you laughing at, she is going to sit on your lap, run her fingers through that nest of a head of hair you have, slide her ass about on your dick and you will be thinking the entire time, the following thoughts

oh god, she is a lot heavier than she looks, crap she is touching my hair and her fingers are stained from cigarettes, she smells bad, like she smokes and pees on herself, oh god what if the last guy peed on her, is she licking my cheek, yes she is.. 0oh with that mouth she sucks other guys off with i wish she would just stop wiggling around, my nut is caught under her ass cheek, cant she tell im in pain, ouch oh god my nut, wait she is going to kiss me, is that food on her teeth, or tobacco or black.. ah... no. please stop kissing me your mouth tastes like a hungry man dinner.. oh god and they are looking at me, i have to be manly, but my nut and my hair and my cheek and my

 

what can i say
im a pro.. i can eat them almost till im puke the right back up.
its hard to swallow and gag at the same time
(insert bad joke)

great, we should bring something to put in that tea
some whiskey or maybe white lightning
something, he will need to loosen up to make this fun.