The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

Come to Vegas, we'll drink beer and laugh at the tourists.

 

I prefer neon pink gutter water to tea.

 

Only with the rubber foam club!! It's fun!! Like wrestling.... like... foreplay!

 

Which means you'll laugh at us?

 

Hah! That's what you think. Cubans need only to set foot on American soil to be granted automatic political refugee status and eventually be naturalized. And Mexicans? They're like waves crashing on the shore. I'd be surprised if 2% of them get deported. Once they're dug in they're like weeds. And of course if you have a child in the USA... It's a very complex issue.

 

No. We can laugh at Jack.

 

Sure.....we can do all the fun touristy things :

• Get stared at by the locals very much like babboons stare at humans in the zoo
  
• Go to the beach with exuaberantly joyous expectations......then have your day ruined by tripping over a discarded coke bottle and landing in what can be best described as "black sludge"
  
• Get swindled by half naked street urchins
  
• Get carted of to a deserted area by a horny cab driver and then
  raped (applies only to female tourists)
  
• After being raped in a back of the cab it will ruin all future cab journies....because now you'll know that the seat yuo are sitting on probably contains innumarable disgusting body fluids
  
• Eat local food.........throw up few hours later
  
• Buy lots of cheap stuff made by poor, uneducated, uncivilised, half mad villagers
  
• Enjoy the unadulterated joy of urinated anywhere you please.
  
• Feel the adrenaline rush of running across the street while cars are speeding towards you.
  
• Breathe in more poisonous fumes in a short walk around the block than in ten years of solid smoking
  
• Be witness to Indian Bollywood dancing......everyday....everywhere....all the time....constantly.... eternally.
  
• Enjoy the unique experience of being stuck in traffic for 40 minutes because there is a heard of disoriented cows have decided to make their home on a city street.

 

Fucker.

 

Is the raping really happening?

 

You're that desperate aren't you.

 

I think you'd have fun here. I know I'd be amused.

 

Someone brought cake for lunch. Three different ones. Cheese, Black Forest gateau and Plum.

 

No.
I was actually just wondering if the raping of female tourists by cab drivers is something that's really happening.

 

Cheese cake for me please.

It's been known to happen in the US.

 

Cheese!!!

I have read cases about it......but it's not that common.

 

I was going to have cheesecake too!


HIGH FIVE!!!

 

Except there the poor rape victim would be given help and maybe even justice......here if she goes to file a police complaint....the entire station will be out of ink and she'll be forced to drag her violated body over to the next station....which unfortunately will be, in it's entirety, at lunch......after returning from lunch....hours later...they will inform the poor victim that they don't deal in rape cases and she will have to go back to the first station.

 

Goodnight my friends.

 

HIGH FIVE!!!

 

Good night Scribe.