The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

Friend : Create violence, havoc, pandemonium!

 

Friend : There are two German women staying on my street.....I went up to one and said "Are you enjoying India?"......she just moved away...............and she talks to the fucking watchmen!!!!

Me : Nice.

Friend : Germans like to spank asses don't they

Me : I don't know.

Friend : If I do this will she complain to the the police?

Me : Probably.

 

Friend : Let's go to New York and just stand in the street and shout "Allah Allah Allah Allah"


Me :

 

(Person "A" is somebody who has been irritating him)

Friend : Anyway so I wrote "A is a mother fucker" on at least forty 10 buck notes and I'm been circulating them to all the buses and restaurants around the college in hopes that one day it'll come back to him.

Me : That's just so malicious.

 

i back read becouse i was wondering if anybody noted anything after i left, as you know its not a good idea to leave the meeting first because then everything becomes your fault.

i was up that early because i was spending the day with my wifes friend, which ive done and it was fun. but now im back in the cell at the monastery getting ready to leave again to go to famous daves BBQ and get a BBQ dinner and beer. if anybody would care to join me im wearing a black AllDayFab tee shirt and a 44 magnum hand gun in a vintage black leather holster

 

Sorry I missed that. Sounds tasty.

 

from the interwebs of informatoin

 

the dinner was amazing. 21 bucks after the beer and i think i really needed all that.
but now i have a damn headache and i feel tired
ate way to much

how is the night my friend?

 

Been there, done that.

It's kind of sunny for night here.

I'm feeling sluggish today after a few too many beers last night. And I've accomplished absolutely fuck all today. About normal for a Saturday in other words.

 

are you going to get upset with me if i get over on you in your bitch like a pussy on pms thread?
cause i think i may like that.
if i hadnt had this much beer i would be better at it though

 

i spent the day with the wifes friend.
im stupid.
i have got to stop doing that
me and her are way to compatible.
we had a fun day, went to an art fair, eat and some antique shopping, i am looking for a huge dutch oven. but cant find one.

 

Have at it. The thread was just a drunken lark. I don't mind if it gets closed actually. It's really just ADD over spill.

 

it would be nice to have a place to tear with some imagination
irish sid would be awesome at it.
well just dont get pissed with me,
i have a sharp tongue.

 

We all need some companionship at times. Just keep it friendly.

How huge of a dutch oven?

 

I seriously don't care. It's all in fun right?

 

It's all fun until some sensitive SOB complains to the mods and actually threatens to leave if said persons aren't banned. But that's something that never happens here, right?

Afternoon all. :hi:

 

i have a 12 inch that im borrowing from some one, i would like to replace that so i can return it.
but i would love a 14 or even 16 if i could find one. i roast pork shoulder, and they dont all fit in the 12.

 

thats it youve offended me
expect a pm from the mods, and im never coming back!

hi mokk
sup dude

 

Greetings mokko. :hi:

mmmmm pork shoulder.


Gotta hit the head, brb....

 

great, ill wait...............................

done yet?