The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

What did you hunt down in the city to eat?

 

well, and im not making this up, got in my car, headed to the free way, drove about 6 miles south thinking hmmm wonder what ill find, i never go south... existed at a very promising looking exit, drove about a half mile becouse it was just that, a promise, and nothing more, and found subway. got a sub, left the store determined not to come back here and eat it. drove around looking for a public space, a park or whatever to enjoy the night air. drove past a highschool football game, argued with myself to go watch or not, decided to keep looking for a park. GPS telling me the entire time to Uturn. i had it set ot return me here. i always do that i guess...

then i found an abandon gas station. parked ate my sandwich and thought, i really dont know if a like a town that you can never find a park in.

and came back home. it was not a successful trip. but they all cant be.

 

That is kind of depressing.

I ate leftovers.

 

was it the chicken catchatory from the other night?
iknow you were looking forward to it

damn my life is getting a bit off of late.
what shall i do to pep it up

hmmmm

 

As a matter of fact it was.

Find a hooker? :33:

 

I was about to say or tell you something grims and it completely fled my mind in the next instant. Whoa, talk about a senior moment.

 

hi

 

my father told me ASU was playing on a national channel tonight.

 

Grims : Hey there.

Hooker : What u want?

Grims : I was hoping to perhaps regale of your fine services.

Hooker : Wah??

Grims : Nevermind....so you're a hooker right?

Hooker : What the fuck u think?

Girms : Yes....well...I want to employ you.

Hooker : k fine......you got a room a something?

Grims : Yes....but we can't go there.....monks you know..

Hooker : Okay.... I can show you too place I normal go and we can do it in the car.

Grims : That would be good.

*hooker gets in*

Hooker : Drive......left up there.

Grims : Okay.

Hooker : There see that gas station....that's it.

 

no hooker, thats only going to make things worse, besides if i wanted to hit some new, i would hammer my wifes friend. but im cool in that department i guess. i mean i have porn you know

it happens, i hope you reemmber, it will give me something to look forward too.

hi cupcake
how the hell are you

 

thats about right.
except i wouldn't employ her, i would just start asking prices
and trust me, not all the girls on the side of the road are always hookers, some, like the onese carrying groceries or walking a dog, are just using the side walk
so they get a little put out when you start asking about pricing structure and services provided.

 

Hey.

What'cha doin'?

Which one?

Good point.


Nope, it's gone without a trace.

 

someone actually took the time out of there life to render this
and i thought i was bored.

 

thats the problem i dont know, ive looked and stopped at the Louisville game. dont really care about that one.

dammit scribe, what if it was the thing that spurred my thought and drug me out of this ho hum attitude i have.

i could use a good thought spurrin you know

 

Fetish perhaps? :33:

 

I guess we'll never know.


I'm fresh out of irony, sorry.

 

perhaps
there are plenty of them out there,
but lets consider,

hmm m

yes my fetish is,.....
cartoon chicks with kinda blueish striped skin and long phallic like tails
that are lesbian

 

my friend ive known you way to long to believe you are out of irony
you may need a tiny bit of information but i am sure given the right information
you will find.
irony

or is that beer im thinking of.
i could use some of that too.

 

When you put it that way it actually sounds provocative.

I meant for the moment.


I could go for a beer or 5. Maybe later.