The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

Nope, I haven't even IMed her, I'm not good at chatting up women.

 

well she is that
you may also like to know about Bill and Richard
thats her brothers. they are well
hmmm how shall i put this
extremely violent
Richard slightly less than Bill
but not by a margin you would notice.
so..
and of course they drink pretty heavy
so you mix the two and you got one hillbilly hell night of phun for the man with the funny accent.

 

Count me in.

 

Now THAT sounds entertaining!

 

great, ill set a place
anyway, im about tired. all this not doing shit has really wore me out tonight
i think im going to post one or two more and then off.

how is the parents by the way, are they getting on well?

 

for you it would
as you would easily blend, if only for the self preservation aspect, with the hillbilly side.
i fear our jack would not fair so well.
but then again, he does fake being English quite well.


jack can you be a white trash drunk with a propensity to hurl empty whiskey bottles at your siblings and throw them out of the house when you know they have no place else to go and its raining?

 

I have a funny accent?

 

Been a pleasure dood.


The parents are doing exceptionally well. Thanks for asking.

I meant purely as an observational exercise. You know, settle in with a 12 pack and watch the fun unfold from the sidelines.

 

In Indiana you would.

 

No I'm more the the type to air my grievances out by calling the other person a "charlatan" or a "philistine" then striking him across the face with my glove.

 

perspectivly speaking jack,
yes.
you dont even sound like the people you live with day in and day out.
you sound more like me than i do.
so yes, you have an accent and if you try and talk to a slack tooth Neanderthal drunk redneck he is going to be condescending to you and say its a funny accent.
there for you are going to be known as that man that had the funny accent
that hopefully escaped

 

well these two are more the kind to strike you across the face with an empty whiskey bottle for using words like charlatan and philistine.

 

You've only heard my voice once.

I don't want to go anymore. :-|

 

same here. take care.

good to hear, if you would like them to join us on saturday, let me know

oh im completely with you on that. but i fear its not easy to remain an "observer" as you know when this gets a goin, there is little ability to predict ones level of participation.
and if that level means coming in on the hillbilly side to avoid being the next gold fish to get eaten, well you do what you have to do.
like hunter said,when the going get weird, the wierd turn pro.

 

Richard : you want a beer?


Me : Um....I'm rather in the mood for a somber port.

Richard : We just have beer, take it or leave it.

Me : Well I guess I could have some, it has been a while....after all a drink that is good for the Pilgrims of Plymouth Rock is good enough for me!


Bill : What the fuck is wrong with you? What the fuck is wrong with him?

Sara : I don't know, Grims sent him over.

 

i still have that you know, i can upload if you like. LOL.
that way you can be reminded of what you sounded like and keep practicing.

normally i would say you have to, encourage you to go, but in this case im going to say, that is probably the right call.
but as scribe so dutifully pointed out.
it would have been fun as hell to watch for the five minutes it was going on.

 

no she would have said
isnt he cute and swooned
but he rest is spot on.

 

im off.
night doods.
thanks for the chats.

 

I don't think it would last that long.....somebody would throw something at me....I'd scream like a girl and try to run......they'd pounce on me and kill me.

 

I wouldn't want to go in the first place.

True dat. Or, as in the rabbit scene from Holy Grail, RUN AWAY!