The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

you too scribe
good to chat.
have a great time with parentals

 

scribe that ELP download is just perfect.
a must for sure if you can stand them at all

 

now iv got king biscuit
super tramp
its as good
want it. elt me know


so on my facebook i posted that i got the job what great day
my wife posted she had a horrible becouse my sons pile of shit car that was on the brink finally fell of it. its funny how little she pays attention to anyone but her.
fuck i wonder if i should even bother bringing her here.
oh well.

 

Where?

 

My favorite band of all time.

Toledo.

 

No, I meant where was that comment.

 

Oh. He did say facebook. I see you found it.

 

yo sup my phunners
so oddly did you see the girl that lived with us commented on that
she apparently has her own apartment
and is inviting me over
now what on earth do you think she has in mind

now i know the girl, she is a fridged beast with no thoughts of sexual interanything
but it does look a bit inappropriate.

 

No I didn't?

 

I would go.

 

how was dinner scribe, were did you go?
gosh i hope it was mexican with a margarita and a red chili buro and some rice. and

 

you pressed like on it.
and thank you for that. your a good friend.
as you can see from all the congratulatory comments
ive got lots of friends.

for exactly what?
she is cute
has huge tittyballs
and is mean as hell
she is half phsyco
and has a very weak grasp on reality

hmmm
well it sounds fun yes
but i think as a married man that chooses to, at least until im not, stay married. ill pass.

the super tramp is better than i thought it would be
i really need another hard drive. but i really dont want to fuck with putting it in.

 

only if you come with me
i can hook you up.

 

I like being hooked up.

 

ok i fear you may have missed the statements i made just above the one you noticed.
but ah.. if you still wanna.


wait, your friends with her on facebook arnt you?
you can chat her up all you want. guys ask her to marry them about one a week on there
so i would put that as your go this far but no further limit.

 

Maybe she was just being neighborly.

Me too.

Nope. London broil, potatoes, carrots. Gumbo as an appetizer, banana cream pie for desert. Was good.

 

Yup, she seems like my type.

 

agreed. but it was just funny to me when i read it.

you can both go, im not. ive spent enough of my life in her company.
but she can be fun and has a very perverted sense of humor.

i think you just sorted my saturday menu nicely, care to join us?

lol.
ok if you say so.
oh one more little thing
she can be a little but stubborn.
dont expect to ever win an arguemnt. she does not need the boundaries of reality to win them, and rarely recognizes when they have blown by.

 

Jack your chatting with her now arnt you?
she has sent you pictures of those perfect huge tittys hasnt she
you just told her i said that didint you
well.
foreword them to me anyway.

wait dont tell her i said to foreword them, but do it.
without telling her
that would make seeing her again awkward.

 

She's beginning to sound more and more interesting.