The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

Bacon roses!

 

That's what I thought, just wanted to confirm.

 

Noooooom nom nom! A bouquet of bacon roses would get you into my pants.

 

*shudders*

 

I'd rather have the bacon roses.


I'd give you the real deal.

 

What exactly made you shudder -- the bacon roses or the thought of touching my vagina?

 

At least share the bacon with me!

 

Okay. We're gonna need some eggs and toast to go with 'em.

 

The latter.





Where are those pictures you wanted to show me?

 

I could eat breakfast all day.

On my computer at work.

 

Nice.

 

So I had this dream. I was living in the house I grew up in and the front of it caught fire, so I called the fire department then went outside to wait for them to show up. A few minutes later I see the fire truck pull up at a house down the street and the firemen get out so I start waving my arms and pointing at MY house. A fireman looks at me and rolls his eyes then they get back in the truck and drive down to where I'm at and then get down to business.

They start spraying water on the roof but I'm like no, no, no, it's the front of the house, so I pick up a hose and start spraying it myself, which was kind of fun. So now the fire is out and I'm inside inspecting for damage when the room I'm in starts to roll and overturn! I'm like, what the fuck? and the next thing I know I'm in the bucket of a big front end loader with a bunch of debris. Just as the bucket is starting to rise and get dumped into the back of a dump truck I jumped free of the bucket.

The thing is, I also sprang out of bed in my sleep and landed on the floor!

But I cut my toe on the nightstand.

 

Me too! I often do.

 

That's an interesting dream!!

 

I find the part where you pick up the hose and start spraying (which was fun) most interesting.

Sorry about your toe though!

 

It was intense.

I'm going to the bookstore now. See you later my friends.

 

It was a thick and powerful hose too.

 

Interpretation : the hose would be a phallic symbol, and the fact that you want to spray over your childhood home...implies that you want to spray your seed over your past memories and bring forth a self-realizing revolution to your past , I.E. : you're gay.

 

Why of course!!

What's a self-realizing revolution?