The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

Pudding.

 

Fountains of sperm.

 

The Marrage Of Jack And Anja.
(a comedy in three acts)


Act I

Scene i : Jack and Anja meet for the first time at the airport in Germany.

Scene ii : That night, Anja tries to seduce Jack, but Jack is too tired from his flight.

Scene iii (told from the perspective of Anja's cats) : Next morning, Anja goes to work and the cats ponder on the presence of Jack in their lives and how the future marriage will affect them.

Scene iv : That night, Anja returns from work and she and Jack discuss the upcoming visit to the immigration office..........Anja tries once again to seduce Jack, but he is too tired.


Act II

Scene i : (at Anja's parents house) Anja's parents are awaiting Anja and the "new man" she has found, as they wait anxiously they remissness Anja's past romantic failures.

Scene ii : Jack and Anja arrive and Anja introduces Jack to her parents......Anja's dad argues with her about her decision to marry this "new man" while Anja's mother feeds Jack with heavy German food.

Scene iii : After leaving Anja's parents house Jack and Anja make their way to the immigration office, on the way they discuss their relationship and Jack complains of feeling sick from having eaten too much.

Scene iv : (the immigration office) Jack and Anja are interviewed about their relationship in order for Jack to get German citizenship.........their application is denied......they plead and schedule a second interview.


Act III

Scene i : (at the immigration office) Jack and Anja once again plead their case......the immigration officer though, believing them to be frauds convinces a co-worker to come and try to entice Jack.

Scene ii : Failing to entice Jack with his co-worker, himself tries to flirt with the would-be couple........in the end agreeing to accent their application.

Scene iii : That night, Jack and Anja celebrate and Anja finally talks Jack into having sex with her.

Scene iv : The wedding, Jack and Anja are married in a small church.

 

You are going to hell and will burn for an eternity for premarital sex ...although having said that is the punishment necessarily worse than the crime :33: I must ponder this further :2cent:

 

Said the serial-masturbating Australian.

 

:hi:

 

Sounds more like a drama, actually.

 

So we went to this art exhibition today, which was really overwhelming. 1000 works of art by international artists. We looked and looked until one of my co-workers and I couldn't possibly soak up any more and started to take pics of ourselves pointing at the penises of various sculptures.
Then she fell down the stairs of an installation and sprained her ankle (not badly). Yep, it was a nice day.

 

Sure! Make yourself at home. Can I offer you something? Tissues? Lotion?

 

Post the pictures.

No.

I said NO!

 

This should stop you :

 

It might stop him, but it starts me!!!

 

She has them on her camera. We're going to upload them tomorrow at work.