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The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

Discussion in 'Hall of Fame' started by J3scribe, Apr 25, 2008.

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  1. yayboobies

    yayboobies ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆

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    Go on.
     
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  2. Jack Tripper

    Jack Tripper I don't know. ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆ 15 Year Member

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    With what?
     
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    With the dialogue.
     
    yayboobies, Aug 30, 2011
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  4. Jack Tripper

    Jack Tripper I don't know. ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆ 15 Year Member

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    Eh, I don't know where else to go with it, give me another scene.
     
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    How about the scene where I introduce you to my parents? :lol:
     
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  6. Jack Tripper

    Jack Tripper I don't know. ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆ 15 Year Member

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    Why don't you come up with a dialog for that. :lol:
     
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    Okay... I imagine it would go like this (roughly translated):

    Me: Mama, Papa, this is my husband Jack. Yes, we got married!!
    Mom & Dad: *stunned silence*
    Me: He needed someone to marry him so that he can live here and I thought why not? I could get a baby out of it.
    Dad: Does he understand German?
    Me: No.
    Dad: WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING??! COULDN'T YOU FIND A NICE, BLONDE ARYAN BUTCHER??? DOES HE EVEN WORK??? WHAT ON EARTH....
    Mom: Shhhhh, Fritz.... didn't you hear her? She might get a baby out of it! A grandchild!
    Dad: I don't care, she's almost menopausal anyway!
    Mom: And he looks so cute!
    Dad: Bah. Cute doesn't put food on the table.
    Mom: He looks hungry. Is he hungry? I'm going to whip something up in the kitchen.....
     
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    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
     
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  9. yayboobies

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    I forgot this one:

    Dad: Does he at least drink beer?
     
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    Jack Tripper I don't know. ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆ 15 Year Member

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    I prefer wine. :lol:
     
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    Oh dear. :lol:
     
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    We better not tell him that right away.
     
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    I can just picture the scene...you all talking in German and me quietly standing there smiling and constantly glancing at the floor.
     
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    At one point, my mother will start rubbing your arm, smiling in your face and drag you off to the kitchen. Maybe rub your back a little while watching you eat.
     
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    Then I'll say: By the way, mom, he's a vegetarian.
    My mom: A WHAT??!
     
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    :lol: :lol:


    And I'll stuff myself because I'm trying to be polite.

    No I'm not. :confused:
     
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    :hi:
     
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    And you're going to hate that heavy German food so much! :lol:

    I know you're not, but it would totally shock them.
     
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    Hey there, Lars! :headbangdude:
     
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    Hello there Official Phun.org Model! :D

    have we met before?
     
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