The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

I like it. Bartering can be fun.

 

it can also be insulting.
i explaind to them that the amount i gave them to to make sure i was not required to work for my fathers company anymore, that it was a very calculated number, and that it was what i had to have.
so they came in low.
odd that.

 

That is an insult, true.

Well, I hope you get what you want.

 

do you really think they can get that hot secretary to suck me every morning when i come in?
cause thats what i really want you know.

 

i dont really think its asking to much, she hasnt a lot to do first thing, ive seen her on face book so she could do it in place of her facebook time, sort of like,
face fuck time.
same thing but im a lot happier when were done.

 

I saw this coming.

 

no
no you did not!

 

im getting predictable again arnt i

 

You ?

... never !

 

Again?


I need food, smokes and beer, more or less in that order. My solution is to do something about it. I'll be back in a while if you're still around. If not I'll catch up with you soon. Be good dood. Ta.

 

i try hard not to be but well
i am
my wife tells me all the time, "do you have to ask for exactly what i know youll ask for every night?" and i then explain, no, if she would just blow me without me saying anything.
seems reasonable eh?

fine dump me for the basic needs of life,
ill be here if i am, depends on now long you take
and what happend to going remote with the phone, you go off line and there is a void in this place you could fit a fat chick in.

 

Thats not too much to ask from the wife ...
Does she ever do it ?

 

i think .. back in like, 05 or 06 but.. well no
not really

i have actully had girls offer it more often than my wife has done it sense i been married
and each time i think, damn i wish i could so very badly

anyway, how the hell are you dood?

 

Posting online on my phone gobbles up battery power pretty quick. I just bought a new one because the other battery wasn't holding a charge too long anymore. I'm not gonna be spending 35 bucks on batteries every few months. Fuck that...

But I appreciate you missing me when I'm gone.

 

so im not worth a lousy 35 bucks
fuck you then,
ill find another intellectual to talk to

JACK..............................

 

I`m good ... off to bed now as it`s 3:50am here !
Take care !

 

Nope. But you were worth the $265 I spent on this laptop that I can better keep up posting with.

Rest well Mag!

 

you to
ill be heading to sleep myself soon.

 

damn now i feel guilt
i hate feeling guilt
guilt is the only reason i dont cheat on my wife
thats it.
guilt
thats how much i hate guilt.

its getting late again and ive only just begun again.
i hate that.

im getting the urge to write agian. but im typing so poorly that its squelching it.

 

hI ALL