The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

ok fish dish is i think done, she mixed the mess together with her hands, then added one or two cut up hard boiled eggs that you will never taste because the dish has fish that is smoked and should over power the lot of it, and some parsley. becouse every thing is better with parsley. so there you have it keddrey, an Indian dish made with a fish not available in India by a fat British woman that hopefully washed her hands
next dish please

 

if she would have stopped before the eggs and strange seasoning, threw a little salt, pepper, and garlic on it it would have sounded good

 

ok wait, she said now i have to put some little fiend onion rings, basically some onions that have been fried to a crisp in butter or shortening she then stated that this is always put on rice dishes by people in india.
jack? to you for commentary.

 

I try not to eat the terrible foods in general.

Parsley is another thing that you don't really get here..........well you do get it....but it's dry and tastes like cardboard.

 

oh perfect, the blond tank is frying up some flour tortilla's
oh yummy yummy yummy
i love mexican women that swallow cum.

 

Nope, never.

 

ive had dried parsley and your right it does.

 

i thought not

 

May be considered a waste of good hot sauce.

THAT one sounds tasty.

 

90% of all food is terrible without it

im gonna go grab an ice cold coca-cola

 

You should come here.

 

I put it on some stuff, not really a lot.


Have you tried the green one is it a lot different?

 

ahrggg! dumb bitch.
she has ruined it.
she placed the tortillas in hot oil turning them into a flat toco shell, then she fried up two eggs one sided and then poured that wonderful heavenly mix over the top
why the fuck dont British people understand how shit works,
you put the shit on the uncooked tortilla, then you add a bit of scrambled egg, some hot suace to your liking and yummo.
dumb ass fat dead women!

 

yes i should, that would make for a great 3 hours before i was forcefully deported.

i love the green, tobacco is not very hot to me, heat is something you build a tolerance for, long ago it was hot, but now its just about normal to weak.

 

and the fat blond just offered that you wash down the ruined mexican dish with a pint of ale.


finally she said something right.
ice cold for breakfast.
can i get an amen!?

 

next dish!
kippers
anybody ever eat them, i have not.

 

juged kippers
hmmm, what is a kipper?

 

It is different, and it's very tasty.

Kinda hard to fuck up a skillet breakfast and yet she did.

 

Nah, you wouldn't get deported.......we could have fun and I could show you whole bunch of things that would make you laugh out loud.

I've had herring in a can.

 

you right that would had made a fine skillit as well.
well no idea how to eat the tortilla now, you cant cut them there fried there on the bottom and there is liquid running everywhere so you couldn't pick them up and eat it becouse you would wear it for sure.


she has taken a bunch of kippers, a fish that looks about as big as a purch, jack its about as big as your shoe but only about 8 mm thick