The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

not a she, a good. it has onions thats as far as ive gotten.

 

according to the fat broad its a simple peasant dish made out of rice or lentils




with onions

 

I think I know what that is......it's disgusting though....it's a soft rice mash with boiled vegetables.....my mom used to make it when I was sick.

 

Sounds damn tasty.

 

that does sound terrible, i would have to drown it in hotsauce

 

it has gara masala, ive never heard of that, but it looks like brown powder.
and turmeric, ive heard of that but have never put it in anything
not even breakfast.
according to this fat bitch its the saffron of india.
why on earth tumeric turns into saffron in india is probably due to the different shit they put in the bottle.
please hold ill bring you more of this in moment.

 

i think those two quotes work well together,
you?

 

somebody describing a television show should be boring, but im intrigued

 

ok she is putting the onion, and saffron / temeric and the shit that looks like brown powder all nice and toasted and is introducing now a large slice of smoked haddock
fish

so yea, its a fish dish for breakfast.
huh.

cant wait to see were this goes from here/

 

It would still taste awful.

gara masala : a mindless mixture of any and all spices found at hand.

turmeric : tastes bloody awful.......and these peoole put it in everything.

It turns into saffron?

 

im not exactly sure if thats a good thing or a bad
but on with the show
fish for breakfast and the other chubby is sizzling up her ground cow meat, tomato, onion, garlic, salt and pepper into what i hope is a barreto filling. but who knows probably going to make a meat loaf with it.

 

Not available here.

 

do you have tobasco in india? it can make nearly anything palatable

 

not so much turns into but is considered same as, as you said, they put it in everything there i think thats what she meant,
you dont like it?

 

now that sounds much better then the other one

 

another two that fit tidy together,
what a fun time im having.

scribe you taking notes dood.

he is sitting with his meat burning waiting for me to give the next step

 

Yup, I like the smoked one.

Eh, it's sweet...I think....I haven't had it raw.....and it's really expensive.

 

ok back to the smaller of the two whales and the fish dish
appearently to make the dish from india, you take the fish not available in india, that has been smoked, poach it, and then dump it in the sink. them crumble it up on the onions and not saffon and some other stuff and then take a pot of rice, (prevoisly boiled perfectly) and dump that into the mess as well,
so those keeping score,
one onion
one unavailable smoked boiled fish
one bunch of seasonings that according to jack taste like shit
and a pot of rice.
so far.
lets continue

 

The beauty of Indian food.

 

you obviously spoke too soon

well have you put it on the terrible foods? i bet it will make them good