The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

big ole throbbing hard morning post

sup yay and jack and aftab?

im off to work with it now.

 

Are you talking about your penis?

 

My clients seem to have a hard time coming back from their time off. Only two out of ten have showed up today.

 

well no but i can see how you would think that.
i was talking about my swelled up hard throbbing morning post

that could make for a very boring day.
not much to do at all then.

 

When my alarm clock went off this morning I lay there for five minutes or so, trying to figure out what was happening.

 

I'm sure he had the time of his life!!

 

i like that. thank you .

 

Well you should have seen my glistening wet, slick and silky morning post earlier.

 

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"

He slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife.

"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.

"Did you help him?" she asks.

"No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!"

"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself! God loves drunk people too."

The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.

He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"

"Yes," comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.

"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.

"Where are you?" asks the husband.

"Over here on the swing set," replied the drunk.

 

Bosh.

 

:-|

 

Jack is not amused.

 

Seahorses!

 

For Jack to amuse him...

 

:33:

That won't amuse him....

 

I want a cup of tea.