The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

i know he is being a bit stingy with his time,
i think he hates me and leaves when i show up.

i like that one better, but you need to look at how many of those words you think i could spell at any given moment.
"for" and "the" ive got, "girl" is often "gril" and how would that sound,

but your doing great you in the game
even drunk your smarter than me
well done on that.
now acronyms maybe??

 

goddamn lurkers

 

thank you kind sir for helping in my hour of need
to save yo the back read,

i need a term or phrase that identifeis the time spent waiting for ones porn to download

we have tried the acronym
wfmp but that didnt flow
scribe offered, waiting for my pop tarts to pop
but i like pop tarts and didnt want to picture them covered in cum
and then he offered waiting for the delivery girl.
but that has words i cant spell like the and gril
so...

please help us cum up with a easy flowing speedy phrase that can be used in place of the old cumbersome
im waiting for my porn to download.

 

i did a magic chant that makes him appear
i would tell you what it is but he made me promise not to

becouse on time i did it and he was in the middle of taking a shit.
imagine all of a sudden mid push
your sitting infront of your computer in a chair in the living room with your family all sitting around you... with that push look on your face..

yea, he was pretty pissed off. but i apologized
sort of

 

Waiting To Masturbate wtm?

 

wow
your good.

what say you all
shall we use

wtm.

i like it.

what are you doing,
wtm
oh. so how long
like 7 min give or take a page refresh.

 

Or WAM : Waiting Around to Masturbate.

Not much really....I feel like eating Chinese food.

 

ive got a salami sandwich waiting for me in the fridge

 

i havent had any Chinese in forever, do they have a good place near you?

 

i really like WTM
if its all the same
its easy and simple.

 

brb im post WTM

 

LOL JIzz sir

 

WOW: waiting on wankables

ARM: anticipating righteous masturbation

PUD: preparing for uninhibited debauchery

 

i like wow and pud, both easy to say

im gonna go have a shower then eat, later everyone

 

I need a burrito.

 

Take care dood.


I will be eating, posting and texting.

 

pud is nice, but i fear constantly having to explain.
wow, is easy too.
your good too.
better than me.

i must say.
WTM still seems to have me