The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

I can't stop laughing.

 

I think I know which one.

 

I'm still laughing over it.

 

He's a little choleric, isn't he?

 

My mother brought a pot of cat grass yesterday although I told her not to. My cats have been all over it. And then they threw up all over the place all night.

 

He's a little imp, he gets off on causing trouble.

 

Imp?

 

Ugh.

 

I woke up several times last night to this sound: Kchhh... kchhhhh..... kchhhh....BLUUUAAAAAARGHHH

 

The joy of cat-ownership.

 

I feel like spending the whole day in bed. :tired:

 

What do you do in bed?

Curious.

 

Sleeping, reading and masturbating.

 

What are you reading?

 

:hi:

 

At the moment chick lit. A book called Vince and Joy.

 

*sleeping*

*wake up*

*roll around, stretch*

*look around*

*read*

*read*

*read*

*yawn*

*scratch self*

*close book*

*masturbate*

*masturbate*

*masturbate*

*mild orgasm*

*back to sleep*

 

Ugh.