The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

I am toOOOOO sober for thsi LMAO

 

DAMN you . lOL

I was raised this way it suks DONKEY NUTS

LOL perfect Sailors MOuth for a Wife I LOVE IT
haha


yeah plrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I just want a large wine cellar to hide the bodies k

 

Yes it is true that she is of child rearing age and able to carry out her duties as a woman to fill God's celestial kingdom .......but I had nothing with which to court her...for I have no job nor home to my name....no it would not have been right.

 

I dined upon the divine chicken soft taco, 3 for $2.09 at the most righteous Del Taco. Verily this could be considered nothing less than manna from heaven. Or a devilish marketing ploy to gain further patronage. Either way I am a sated soul.

Goddamn tasty shit dood.

 

the monetary i was a residence of did have a fine wine cellar, i dare say they would put you up for a time and kindly share there wine with you, but i do fear you would not be in to good of service to them as most of the men there have taken a vow to our lord. but the mother of the chapple would surly be able in your assistance to find a good station in life. would you care me to show you the way?

 

When the fuck did you turn Amish? Have you been into the peyote again? :33:

 

i TOOK a sip of my drink
which is a juice mixture with some UV Vodka in it 51% (good Shit the blacklight bottle)

anyway

was holding it
'lol actually still have a little to swallow

and I was reading the stuff you and Jack O'Bean were posting..and I was stuck
and didn't swallow and totally ..... I dunno
it just leaked the corner of my mouth

I think I was in shock ....

LMAO


i wiped it...my chin got wet

wtf are you 2 smoking..the Churches incense

 

you do not find yourself as i do, i feel your worth to be far more than is deserving of her? she is older in deed sir, she is nearly to old now, you must take heed in that and choose that your company alone should be more than enough to satisfy her. she is in need and i see that it is my duty to you as your companion to see you wed this moment!

oh how i have craved the taste of chicken flesh, for it has been many nights sense the last, i found one in the wild just inside a pen near a house just beyond that rise. now upon that thought i recall that there may have been more than one of the delightful foul running wild within that pen,.

i may need to take a moment and give blessing on to the lord for a fulfilling meal. if you will all bid me fair well

i shall be leaving your company for the night,
my deeds i intend to attend to are not for the gentleman that i share company with as of now. but i shall return on the marrow. and i shall see myself to setting you with her jack. i find it my duty. she is to be wed weither she is aware of this or not. i shall pay the dowry if need be myself to see this to its end.

 

What of marriage? what of the scared vows? what you speak of is unspeakable....I shall heed to it no more.

 

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Did you just poetically call me a whorebag?

 

I thought you said earlier that had chicken for supper tonight?

Was that a really long winded way of saying your gonna have a good wank before hitting that sack?

Well hell, have fun with that. Happy slapping!


See ya later dood.

 

fixed that

 

I just spit Dr Pepper all over my phone! Omg that was funny!! LOL

 

:crucified:

 

WINNING LOL

 

oh look a wooden dildo with a handle
what a nice contraption

and it has strawberry lube and a love ball for extra pleasure

 

I have to clean my phone and change my shirt now. Back soon.

 

I could only imagine how you'd do on a Rorschach test.

 

In response to a question I asked S-type about Abby/Pam:

Mystery solved. Sort of. I like his closing line.

 

that harmless weirdos
clearly have no place in phun.org!


But its not true...This IS the place for me