The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

I follow the path our Heavenly Father, it is the only path I know for all other paths surely lead to doom.

 

amen my brother, i was hoping to shoot some fine varmint this cool night, but i find them ever deceitful and quite difficult to put on my plate. have you seen anything that would pass for a meal and be worth cooking sir?

 

Damn thats sum description
fluffy muff...makes me think of ear muffs

 

oh dayum


LMAO

 

Are you a writer..,
LOL or just a rider

 

Path to DOOOOMMMM

 

why my good dear, ear muffs are hardly needed this cool evening, just a light duster has been serving me well, clearly you understand that women of our time haven't the same clever things you hold so near and dear to you.. like razors

 

Nay, times have been slim here, haven't eaten a decent meal in weeks, but the good Lord will provide.

 

what a wonderful place, surly it must be in rome. the home of our heavenly fathers most divine servants. i do pray oh so often to spend but just a moment there before im taken for my last breath.

 

Heavenly father resides in us all, we have only too look within ourselves to find his grace, his warmth and his wisdom......he always watches over us though at times we might doubt his guidance.

 

amen again my brother, i saw a dear less than a fort night ago. ive hunted the same place, but no doubt he had been taken by another starving soul.
i must say, my stomach is speaking in tongues and ive no way to hush it before slumber. wont you all join me in prayer to our lord in hopes he will provide

dear father, i pray this night that you provide but a morsel for our poor souls to sup upon, and if you would please offer your good will toward this fine lovely saint of a women and my dear friend and companion jack.

 

jack if i may pry
where might you be staying these days, i know you took residence with that woman with the fifty three flee riddled felines for quite some time, is that still your place of rest, or have you found a more fitting inn?

 

Dear Heavenly Father, I thank you for all that you have provided for me for I know that there are others who have less, I thank you also for the company that has found its way to me tonight, though I know not much of him I feel that he is a good man, with a good soul and though these times may seem bleak I know that soon, soon you shall shower us with your light.

Amen.

 

The inns are full of filth and sin, I would rather sleep out in the ditches of this world than give in to the temptation of laying in a soiled bed.......I stayed two nights with an old women and her cats, she was a kind old thing, a true creation of our Lord....but she too was suffering in these times and I could not burden her my with my worries so I left on the morrow and have since lain in barns and under bushes.

 

LOL I assumed it was A National thing.. ya know Shaving and Hygiene haha

 

thisis the path to hell with a whiney bitchy overlord

LOL I am sure of it

otherwise I would be able to get here

and surely I am an angel because I can not go to such morbid places

only places like PHUN LOL

I wonder if they had something mixed up in the delivery of the sermon I followed in Sunday School as a child

 

you have both surprised and disappointed me, i was convinced your travels had ended when you fell pry to her womanly ways, she is both unobliged and of child rearing age, i would surely find her in the family way if i were to have spent so much as an evening with her, but i do disgrace myself with my desires of the flesh. i fear our lord shall not be so kind to me as he will to yours as my ways have been kindled with the darkest of thought of late.

 

surely your learning from the preachers wife taught you the ways of the world and the responsibilities a women has to her man? i would think i lady like yourself would make a fine wife to the right sort of gentleman, you could then serve out your life tending to his needs and other small trifle issues about he house, you must dearly look forward to those soon to come days do you not my dear?

 

My stay there was pure as the lamb that Joesph reared....I am shocked that you would think to imply otherwise.

 

my implication of your fine virtue has been clearly misunderstood my good and dear friend, i only meant to say that i myself would in a moment fall to her graces and find myself in her tangled web of pure lust. i never meant to incriminate you in such tawdry affairs, no sir, your a find upstanding young lad with not a bit of lust in your soul this im sure of.

but surly you took notice of her while you were in her care, you did find her to be of good stock for child birth. you must have noted that to be true.