The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

They are well, thank you. Still expecting my sister and brother-in-law from California. We'll be getting together around 5.

Just sayin'.

Sometimes your mind scares me.

 

Chicks blow goats on the internet?

 

me too, and i have to live with it, any idea how long it took me to find a way to say that without sounding like i was watching a chick blow a goat on the internet.

not goats normally, but dogs and horses seem quite popular.
lucky fuckers

 

I don't know, I'm not on the planning commitee. I just show when told. This is how it always works in my family.

'Confusion won out' will be my epitaph.

 

I'm going to bed now and dream of blowing bg.

 

were are you meeting? for dinner? can i come, im hungry? i want mexican? can we meet them at mexican? i want a margarita and a chimichonga with guak. can i get a side of rice to please? will they like me do you think? you could tell them you dont know me and i keep following you around and then whenever i speak to you you simply say "get the fuck away from me, i dont even know you" but ill just sit there and eat and chat with your family about stuff and then turn to you and lick your face.

 

for the first time i can confidently say, i can make that dream a reality.

 

One could hope.

For some reason I first thought baby chicken.

 

she went to sleep now didnt she. she most likely has to work soon so she had to get some sleep. so now its just you scribe, and i dont see the same sort of give take happening with me and you as there was with me and her. so this may get awkward

 

if i can come to dinner, ill pay a whore the 50 and turn around with my back to you, but you have to be quite, i dont want to hear all that groaning i hear on the porn tapes, but hurry, i want to see a show.


why on earth did you think of that?
chickens dont have dicks man, there female.
if they have a dick they are called a roooooster!

 

Lucky dood.

Sweet dreams yay, grims cameo appearance not withstanding.

I was good with that right up until I got to the 'lick your face' bit. That spoiled it.


We are meeting at South Point hotel casino on south LV Blvd. It's about 5 miles south of the main Strip. Don't know where we're gonna eat. Like I said, I'm not on the commitee.

 

Let's change the topic then.

The answers to your questions are: um' no. & I don't know, I must be tired.

 

no. no im not. cause she went to bed and my wiener remains un suckled.

im slightly offended.

i understand the drill, be thankful your not, you know the negotiations that go into something like "were do we eat" it can get very stress full

when i lived in phoenix and would go out, i got so fed up with this question that i would say, "fine well go down bell road and stop at the fourth place on the left." and yes i did have it pretty well memorized so it sounded random and i gots my burrito.

 

that reminded me of the open scene in blazing saddles when we meet gene whilder

so we cant see a show then, carmin electra is being a whore at ... hang on ill check .

Carmen Electra - Pussycat Dolls Burlesque Saloon Grand Opening - 04/06/11 (HQ)

huh well thats a good place to be a whore. but i dont know if thats in vagas, and yes i had to edit this becouse i fucked it all up and had the wrong link.
the other link was to some slightly but not very attractive woman with large saggy boobs that had some members in love mostly becouse they like big ole saggy boobies so they were willing to look past the sort of not attractive face i think
anyway there are other women that have daddy issues, can we go see them pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease

 

That's fuckin brilliant!

Shit. I forgot all about her being in town. That was last night by the way. Fuck, I wanted to get pics of her at the grand opening. Shit, shit, shit.

We can go but she won't be there. Probably.

 

Blazing Saddles is the funniest comedy ever. Holy shit did Mel hit a grand slam with that one.

Also right up there is Up In Smoke which I was quoting earlier in vixen's Greatest Movie Quotes thread.

 

she only did the one appearance,
but i wanted to play with her and make her squirm
really bad i wanted to

she is like one of my all time favorite chicks to wish i could do it to.
even if it was tainted by rodman.

 

its odd how off handed i can reference that movie at work and everyone catches it pretty quick.

i love it. i may have to buy it someday.

 

I'd get all over Carmen Electra. She is sooooooo fuckin' fine.

 

she is not that young but looks just amazing.
i think she is like chernobyl , you have to wait a certain time for rodmans funk to dissipate then she is safe to use again.