The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

Vanilla Coke,
A bag of tiny Mars bars,
3 cans of John West Herring with mustard sauce,
2 cans of John West lobster,
1 iceberg lettuce,
3 cans of tinned button mushrooms,
Tofu,
Pringles.....one Hot n' Spicey........one Ranch....and one random one
Twinnings tea bags,
Vanilla tea pastry,
Dijon mustard,
Few bottles of white wine,
Olive oil,
And buy me something shiny as well.

 

Have to charge my phone a little so it doesn't die while I sleep, which I really want to be doing. :?

I beg your pardon?


At least I desire woman.

 

So do I....but I have tastes...I don't just jump and hump anything with boobs. :28:

 

All that good stuff and you had to ruin it by including tofu.

 

It's healthy and can taste really good. :28:

 

Unless they have 6 teats, right?

 

Don't you make fun of my goatys!

 

And did that woman leave.....she didn't get my list......she always does this!!!

 

It's the tofu.

 

I'd like to jump Elizabeth Hasselbeck....



Nothing sexier than a tight, flat tummy.

 

It's gross and tastes like flem.


I was at a Chinese restaurant this one time and one of the people I was dining with ordered a bowl of noodles that were transparent and about as slick as Ice. Spicy though. I called it Szechuan teflon for lack of a better name.

 

Fuck it, charged up enough. Goodnight Jack, thanks for playing.

 

Never had that.

 

I actually bought not a single thing from your list.
I got a Wunderbar, though. Would you like that? And I still have some Mars almond bars. You can have them too.

Wait... what?? Give me back my Mars bars!!

 

I bought bananas, chicken breast, mixed salad plus garlic dressing, regular Coke, cat food aaaand some after shave stuff for my dad as a belated Father's Day gift.

 

And some chocolate waffle cookies.

 

It's really hot outside. And I almost lost a flip-flop when I was crossing the street.

 

And I tend to get a sweaty face when it's hot. My sunglasses kept slipping off of my nose.

 

Gosh, I do sound like the sexiest woman on earth, don't I.

 

But you're not jut a pair of boobs...you're smart, funny, nice, easy-going, well read.

I hate bananas.

If you did that hear you'd be dead.