The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

Oh, just wanted to be sure, 'tis all. Plus when I start making fun of you, I wanted to make sure all my cultural references were on the mark.

Like - for example - your love for Bollywood musical dance numbers

 

Can you watch videos on your cell? I'll post some Indian movie videos.

 

brb....

 

I don't think any of those will apply to me, I'm more like :

 

Oh... so you're a Caucasian gentleman accessorized with a top hat and cane and walk in a silly fashion?

 

But yeah that's the kind of crap they have here.


Things to note :


Cheesy back set with blinking like, like an Atlantic city production out of the 1920s'.


Shiny gold jacket......can't get much more hammy than that.


Mildly reveling cloths for the woman......to which every taxi driver will jack off.....and some prudish 50 year old will claim to be "immoral".


Mild sexual undercurrent......but not the "I'd like to fuck this, yeah!" type which you'd expect but more the school yard 1960s' type....like his saying "look how close I am to this thing! hehehehehehe...if I moved a few inches I'd touch her bum...heheehehehehehe".

 

That's me.

 

Don't bother.

 

righty, back later. Want to get some sun while it's shining... maybe fool around a get a triple double

 

Ta ta!

 

i went and bought a fan, so now im blowing the hot air around my cell really hard. i dont know if its working or not.

 

Sorry. Sometimes you just sound so pathetic grims, like that robot in the Hitchhiker's Guide stories.

 

My phone is acting funny. Gonna logout for a bit.

 

Cool signature, Scribe.

 

Why is it always just the taxi drivers who jerk off?

 

They are just the first ones who pop into my mind because you see them everywhere looking like pervy apes.

 

Was in the mood for something completely different.

 

You're right. He looks like a pervy ape.