The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

well jack
anymore questions about the Mormon religion
i hope this helped.

 

I honestly can't recall the last time I watched Fox News.


I'm missing out on your vids because I'm on my phone and walking. I could but it's a pain in the ass.

 

No, that covers it.

 

well if you get a moment, you need to youtube that musical, they are great
im listening to "you and me, but mostly me" right now.

 

oh and they get their own planet instead of heaven.
so there is that to be considered as well.

 

I thought that was Xenu and the Scientologists?

 

now choose wisely jack
if you get it wrong, your going to end up in hell drinking beer with me and scribe.

 

not according to this song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMM3V0lITcM&

 

But I like wine.

 

i could be wrong, and please excuse me if i am
but i think this is the first time on this board that someone has used a song to rebut an argument on religion

 

I think you're right!

 

the line in that song was just
"i cant believe jesus called me a dick"

im not sure here, but i think with all that water to wine, your going to want to shoot a bit higher in your goals if you want that stuff.

 

Dam it.


*pulls penis out of goat*

 

That really would be hell, having to listen to Jack piss and moan about having to drink beer instead of wine. :x

That's why it's Hell.

 

A group of kids walking up ahead of me were smoking a joint and trying to look all nonchalant about it until one of them noticed me back here, then they got all furtive. I started laughing at them.

 

well go ahead and finish jack i mean whats the sense in wasting it.

thats our hell, youve nailed it, there we sit, fine bar maid, perfect ice cold beer and there he is telling us for all time that he simply prefers to drink wine or tea,.. with his finger out. and we will try and change the subject, but he will make everything about wine and tea.

so scribe that one over there is hot eh? i would say to hear only jack, "you know what is really hot.. tea, hot tea, yea that would be great, a nice grey earl or green pee. yea, that would be much better than this ice cold beer. "

 

god dammit!
im a fucking hillbilly jackass
what the fuck am i supposed to do with a god damned word like FURTIVE
just say "tried to hide it!@!"
jesus fucking christ scibe,
i had to google.

google dammit!

 

Which is why its hell

oh and people will be telling you jokes that make mine seem high brow :2cent:

Safe for now by the looks of things
http://au.news.yahoo.com/queensland...ypse-almost-rapture-has-world-on-tenterhooks/

 

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:33: Nothing wrong with raising your intelligent quotient by expanding your vocabulary it may even increase your chances of fellatio :2cent: