The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

well i just asked my nephew if i could have his truck when he leaves
and im not going to bother finishing my work cause well.. lets face it all iron workers are going to heaven.

 

im on it.
for how long?

 

I used to know a guy that worked out there. He was very mum about the particulars of the place.

Have a beer and watch the people float way. Should be interesting.

 

Allready did that but the police were called and they have applied super glue to the parts of my clothing to stop me doing it again

 

Until Jesus shows up in his pimp mobile and picks you up.

 

i heard the interview, she seemed to believe what she was peddeling,
she asked why we didint go to the press
the answer was, becouse once america saw what russia had done, we tried to do it as well.

 

Just under an hour...supposed to be happening just after 11am AEST currentlt 10.15 so how will I recognise you "upstairs" BG?

 

Well that's..... weird.

 

when someone asked what would Jesus do for a car
he did this?

 

Heathen

 

We should all plan what we are going to do in Heaven, let's not make it one of those things where we all get lost in our own afterlives and never really met up.

 

http://forum.phun.org/showpost.php?p=5595004&postcount=165

 

ill be the naked dood standing there with this completely dumbfounded look on my face that clearly says "what the fuck am i doing here?

 

:33: Not in my street where we have a swingers club and drug factory (both allegedly closed down ) The neighbours to the west are feuding with their neighbours the house next to them. The neighbours to my Eastg are feuding with the owner of my house because he refuses to pay half of the fence he built and the neighbours across the road won't even wave so :2cent:

 

I think you should look more yearning and eager..... you know with that desperate look in your eyes that says your life has reached such a pathetic plateau that only an unrealistic belief in an apparition brings you comfort.

 

perfect plan, ill throw a party and everyone taht reads this post will be invited
ill have to have a name for the party that is different, so it stands out
how about

first ever heaven all male circle jerk, (no Mormons please)

 

Where do the kangaroos fit in?

 

Like they would accept Mormons in there anyway

 

The probably have facebook in heaven.

 

*we're all sitting in Heaven circle jerking*


*Mormon shows up eager to join us*

*starts to unzip pants when he sees the sign*


Mormon : Aw shucks.


*walks away disappointed*