The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

There are restaurants here where the workers live and cook in the same kitchen wash their cloths along with the vessels, cook in their underwear, things like washing hands involves simply putting your filthy hands under running water, wearing gloves is unheard off...........oh fish!!! ....the fish is dragged in on half rotting boats which the fisherman probably sleeps on as well....and sold on an upturned box at the side of the road by some fat village woman who looks like an African tribal, and spends her time swatting away flies and stray cats..... usually not succeed to the level you'd want her too....but moronic idiots go there and by this "fresh" fish......and when I confront them on it....what do they say........."but everybody is eating it...nobody is falling sick" fucking fools.

 

I'm sending my goat to Germany to get a thong fitting........has a kinky ring to it.

 

I feel sorry for Betsy Hosegood's husband.

 

Goat trafficking!!

 

I feel sorry for the person who actually buys that.

 

Oh yeah baby, that's what I'm talking about!!!
I know it's not really funny funny. But your rants always crack me up. I do cook in my underwear too, though.

 

I would buy it. Just for the laugh.

 

It is funny really the shit that goes on here....because when you look at it you almost can't believe it......my friend and I always compare India to The Simpsons.

 

Somehow it makes me think of bg. :33:

 

You should write a column or something.

 

Me too.


That's exactly who I thought of!!!

 

I'll get kicked out of the country and have to go live in Uganda or something.

 

Or you'll get a book contract in New York.

 

Besides, can Uganda really be any worse?

 

I doubt it.

 

I'm going to bed now and rub my belly.

 

Have you not seen Last King Of Scotland? they'll hack your head off that is if you don't get killed by 10 year olds with machine guns.