The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

on both counts I blame the media personally when we had the double from KFC and the Whopper Stacker from Hungry Jacks they cried about how many calories and it was going to kill people etc and they were bought in their millions...nothing like a bit of free publicity.

:33: Hopefully you can patch up things with your missus...can't say I know everywhere you post but it is primarily here isn't it and its not like you have 2 TB of porn on a externa; hard drive is it. Unfortunately people like DR PHIL equal Porn with being unfaithfull and because of where it comes from Women lap it up and treat it as Gospel. I think if your missus is open Porn can be used to help a relationship sexually....you just have to know what she likes :2cent:
But if she has a fastidiously clean house there is a good chance having Porn will make things worse...just my thoughts

 

:33: What did you guys do before marriage and children that you really enjoyed? Take time out if possible and do it again. Treat your wife as you did when you started dating...do lots of little things and maybe showing that the "porn site" you visit is more like facebook with breast :2cent:

 

well before me and her got married, i fucked strippers. i really enjoyed that
and i think she took care of the kids.
they were 5years and 7 years when we got married

 

Somebody has been reading Cosmo.

 

just couldnt help yourself could you

 

:shock: Man I how can I get your old life

Issn't there anything you two do by yourselves that you enjoy doing that doesn't involve strippers

 

i think thats exactly what face book needs
more tits.
i would implement that immediately but my sister is on there,
and thats a can of worms im not going to open

 

hmmm
no
most everything i did that was fun seems to have involved at least one stripper



but at times two or three.
but mostly just one.

 

thanks for playing contestants
im off to try and sleep.
wish me luck

i spelled that wrong so for a moment you were all wishing me lunch
lol

 

:33: Maybe you should get a pole for your missus after all its great exercise

 

Can't argue with that. Not sanely at any rate.


BTW, I opted to grill a sirloin, which I wrapped in bacon.

 

I'm pretty sure Cosmo supports certain genres of porn - primarily the mainstream stuff that's not overly degrading to women.

I know Cosmo endorses blowjobs. Though the use the term felacio.

 

www.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=1006041513638

 

And a big batch of french fries fried until they were golden brown. I love having a deep fryer. Except for cleaning it, which it's about do for.

 

You'd think she would've gone to urbandictionary first before posting a question like that on yahoo. God bless the naive.

 

I like that.

 

Need to make a phone call. I'll be back.....