The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

He's in The Witness Protection Program and has to wait untiil the US Marshalls fall asleep so that he can log on :2cent:

Or maybe his computer got the mother of all viruses from the porn he downloaded

Or maybe he's avoiding Jack because he caught him flirting with Yay

Or maybe he has got a real life outside of being online .........:33:naaaaaaah

 

I think he's just being contrary. :28:


How's it going furb? :hi:

 

Good scribe up until a minute ago when I got a call for work as their computer system has just crashed ah well I made it through nearly 2 weeks which is a record for them not calling me

 

Can't complain too much then huh?

I am a total non-starter today. I just can't seem to get my brain kicked into gear.

 

know that feeling just on my first cup of coffee and now I have to go to work and listen to Jack......um I mean some guy in an Indian call centre tell me what to do

for now

 

Catch ya later buddy.

 

i am alive

 

That's good to know.

 

i thought it was important to let you all know
i just heard that denny's restaurant is putting bacon on icecream.
ill say that again as it bares repeating

bacon

on

icecream

 

Roses are Dead
Violets in the Loo
If you dont tell yer Mum
I am sure she'll give you sum too



Audi5000 x0o

 

About fuckin time someone did.

:33:

 

NO SCRIBE
thats a bad thing.
how fat do we really collectively need to be.
your a skinny man, but if you havent noticed, your sort of in the minority there big fella.

 

Killjoy.

I wonder how it would taste with pepperoni?

 

I am damned hungry now. I'll be back in a little while....

 

:33: Well the computer chip that is inside your brain would automatically update your facebook page and tell is if you weren't :2cent:
is this the honey glazed smoked Canadian bacon we are talking about :33:

God knows all those pregnant women ordering pickles on their Sundaes..it;s about time we were treated equal

Hey you gotta die from something and it usn't going to be blowjobbed to death

:33: Wonder if Scribe is going to order Icecream and Bacon at his local Wendys'

 

interesting thought.. hmm
wait
no scribe, no meat on icecream. bad scribe!

i knew that.. i think

nope the bacon that is not ham, but rather pork belly and smoked with hickory wood flavored water then toped with maple syrup. bleaaaa

 

Philllistine
:33: Whatabout Toasted Bacon and Peanut butter sandwiches

It might have been maple syrup now that you mentiion it :33: Whatever it was it was melt in the mouth goodness and had been imported into KR Darling Downs as a trial and a friend of mine gote some I miss it :cry:

 

http://www.davidlebovitz.com/2008/03/candied-bacon-i-1/ :33: Maybe get Mrs Brothergrimms to make this for your birthday

 

see fuby the american diet really does not need anymore bacon. however it could use a bit more of things that make you not a huge sweaty pasty pitted cant wipe your own ass without salad tongs cause you cant reach around yourself what the fuck does my dick look like cause i cant remember fat ass.

like not bacon icecream
that makes me a little ill just thinking about it
and i love icecream.

 

and the only thing miss grims will be getting me is ... well probably a divorce if i finished that sentence. LOL>

she does check this as it turns out.
i think it would rock if she loged in and chatted.
but she says my little "Porn world" (she uses her fingers for the quotes) should be left to me. she has no interest in it.

right up until i get this, "dear why did you tell all your sick friends from that porn site that i wont suck you dick?"
and i reply, "is it in your mouth now dear?"
to which she rebuts "is your head up your ass dear?"

and it goes on but ill not bore you.