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Inuk's Igloo : The Phun Random Chat Thread!

Discussion in 'Hall of Fame' started by Inuk, Jan 24, 2010.

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  1. ManRay

    ManRay Back !! (Kinda) ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆

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    Computer:Monitor, display this document, ok?

    Monitor: No prob, boss.

    Computer: OK, now it looks like Mouse is moving around so, Monitor, will you move the pointer icon accordingly?

    Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.

    Computer: Great, great. OK, Mouse, where are you going now?

    Mouse: Over to the icon panel, sir.

    Computer: Hmm, Let me know if he clicks anything, OK?

    Mouse: Of course.

    Keyboard: Sir, he’s pressed control and P simultaneously.

    Monitor: Oh God, here we go.

    Computer: Printer, are you there?

    Printer: No.

    Computer: Please, Printer. I know you’re there.

    Printer: NO! I’m not here! Leave me alone!

    Computer: Jesus. OK look, you really ne…

    Mouse: Sir, he’s clicked on the printer icon.

    Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice.

    Printer: NO! NO! NO! I don’t want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I’m turning off!

    Computer: Printer, you know you can’t turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we’ll leave you alone.

    Printer: NO! That’s what you always say! I hate you! I’m out of ink!

    Computer: You’re not out of in…

    Printer: I’M OUT OF INK!

    Computer:Sighs Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.

    Monitor: But sir, he has plen…

    Computer: Just do it, damn it!

    Monitor: Yes sir.

    Keyboard: AHHH! He’s hitting me!

    Computer: Stay calm, he’ll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend.

    Keyboard: He’s pressing everything. Oh god, I don’t know, he’s just pressing everything!

    Computer: PRINTER! Are you happy now?! Do you see what you’ve done?!

    Printer: HA! that’s what you get for trying to get me to do work. Next time he…hey…HEY! He’s trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh my god! He’s torn out my cartridge! HELP! Please! ERROR!

    Monitor: Sir, maybe we should help him?

    Computer: No. He did this to himself.

    :lol:
     
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  2. TheOne

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    Bones on tv tonight.
     
  3. hclager

    hclager random guy Ten Years of Phun

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    :hi:
     
  4. hclager

    hclager random guy Ten Years of Phun

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    my shoulder hurts. i didn't lift anything today. what the ham??!
     
  5. Cold As Ice

    Cold As Ice Master of Solid Water Ten Years of Phun

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    :hi: Ray
     
  6. TheOne

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    :lol: Ray :hi:
    did you lift your arm?
     
  7. Inuk

    Inuk insert witty comment here ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆ 15 Year Member

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    morning lager and Ray.

    yeah I had a snack there Cold.
     
  8. ManRay

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    :wave: Cold, TO, HC & Inuk !

    How are you people ?

    Just trying to get a hold of my Mom on the Phone, Mother's day today over here.
     
  9. Cold As Ice

    Cold As Ice Master of Solid Water Ten Years of Phun

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    I'm good Ray, BBQ yesterday was also good. Yesterday the Netherlands was the hottest country in Europe
     
  10. hclager

    hclager random guy Ten Years of Phun

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    call mine too! tell her to pack up and get out!
     
  11. TheOne

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    oh god I hope it ain't mothers day here
     
  12. Cold As Ice

    Cold As Ice Master of Solid Water Ten Years of Phun

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    B_Amy is also banned
     
  13. ManRay

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    What did you slap on the BBQ ?

    Pretty damn warm allright, i love it !

    :rofl:
     
  14. ManRay

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    I don't know, sorry...

    Better cal her now to be on the safe side... ;)



    Who is that ?

    Not a regular GF user, is it ?
     
  15. Cold As Ice

    Cold As Ice Master of Solid Water Ten Years of Phun

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    Some burgers, tri tip steak, pork, Salmon and Salmon trout

    [​IMG]
     
  16. Inuk

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    damn, wonder why Amy was banned?

    how are you Ray?
     
  17. Cold As Ice

    Cold As Ice Master of Solid Water Ten Years of Phun

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    No, Inuk also knows her. Time ago i made a sig for her. There were some fuckups who said she was a guy.
     
  18. Cold As Ice

    Cold As Ice Master of Solid Water Ten Years of Phun

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    LV has some time off Ray
     
  19. Cold As Ice

    Cold As Ice Master of Solid Water Ten Years of Phun

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    When i look at her posts, there isn't anything strange about them. Or a Mod must have removed the posts. Just like posts of LV were removed
     
  20. Inuk

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    yeah Amy is a cool girl. sad she was banned.
     
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