The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking! A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety.

The moral of the story: If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.

 

Who is David Masefield on fb?

 

not sure, got any clues


here is a one of these for you if you need it.

 

When you apply yourself grims you can spell and puncuate impeccably. That anecdote was flawless.

 

It's not me.

 

:sad: that was copy and pasted from sublime directory

so no
no i cant

but i found one of these if you like it.

 

Thanks but no thanks. I used to have one but as you can see they're very standoffish.

 

reallly wish you would take that down quickly before soeone i dont want to know my real name sorts how i am
not real hard with the same avatard.
pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease

 

its sitting in the corner hissing.
dono what to feed it. but it keeps gnawing on my shoe.

 

this is a set of bag pipes.

 

this one creeps me out.


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You have different last names so I took that for granted.

Although, I myself use my nom de plume, so maybe I shouldn't make assumptions. :|

I knew that. Ha ha


That thing looks like it would be very irritable.

 

my name is very odd, and i am the only one of me in the united states. so i try very hard to keep it off this forum becouse of snake, i would hate for him to get it.

 

i just read the comment "water is hot ice"
and now im trying to sort is this is clever or not, its like right one the edge, but not really

 

my name is sort of normal

 

JOKE OF THE WEEK

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peter's Square . The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic man says, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'." The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says 'Your Eminence'." The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'." Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well...?" She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breasts, a 24" waist and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God."

 

Done.

A reliable insider has informed me that the individual in question is our hirsute friend from the land of vegemite.

They have a bad habit of doing that, true.

Did you check out my US thread today?

 

Fur...you should probably edit that he might not want his name posted here.

 

i wish mine was. i would think that would make things easier when they call my name.

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thank you sir


that makes sense. ill start reading his stuff now


yes they do. ugly little smelly thing

and
nope not yet, i checked uncle scribbles si that what you meant

and if you look at this photo you may notice something odd about it.