The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

i will do no such thing
your having a very intellegent conversatoin
but im an immature selfish man that is only thinking about tittys and beer
see i like them
becouse one is a titty
and the other
a beer.

see?

 

A far more appropriate Friday night topic for sure!

While I can believe some psycho thought airbags might make an interesing death device, it was the US military that developed airbags to decrease injuries and fatalities for helicoptor crashes. The abandoned the idea though.

 

If I think that now sure, my answer be no, but I can't speak for future me, shit happens.

One usually don't ask or care much of how that criminal got to that point, they just wanna know why he do it, and things like that. They don't want to understand him, just want to know about the crime. Those people are created by their own surrounding, and that includes people around them too.

We are pretty much all connected, I might be at fault for something without knowing.

 

STONE HIM!!

 

so im here to say, ive never held a titty i did not like, small large even the saggy ones with big ole vainy nipples.
i like em all. you?

i know the car manufactures toys and pondered the tech through out the 70s and merc finally decided to take the chance and put them in there car. then they offered the tech to all the other manufactures for free. some took them up and others didnt. then they started perfecting them and the insurance companies noticed that cars with air bags resulted in less medical pay outs and even far less wrong full death payouts and made the government make them mandatory, now you can get so many in a car that the fucking thing is like being cocooned.
but i do think scibbles has it on this one.
however, i think it would work judging by the mental giants that fuck around with these things on youtube.

 

another good ole fashoned way to end a life, nothing better than being the one that beans the fucker in the head and sends him to his hands and knees while the others take thier less effective body shots, then another placed just so in the top of the head, you can see the skull cave and his body just go limp and collapse as you wind up and nail the now lifeless corps one last time, the thump of success as the rock rolls of the side
everybody begins to slowly disperse becouse you ruined it for everyone.
and they give you stern glances and one old lady is heard to mutter
fucker!

 

Airbag technology has been around since the fifties but Hef wouldn't steer me wrong would he :shock:: ....we have actually written off several cars at work just because the airbags were deployed...a brand new Mitsubishi Lancer with minor body damage but front and side airbags went off and a 2 year old Subaru Imprezza which had the front ones go off and the cost of replacing them? $10,000

 

You offering me cocaine?

 

I like pert titties the best.

I'd love to go into the airbag issue further because I know quite a bit about it, but I have to go get beer, then I'm gonna hit the Strip for awhile. Was nice chatting with you dood, if only briefly.


You guys take care!

 

so for about fifteen years or so, ive been heard to be walking along singing this song, its the first zappa song i ever heard, and i do love
so become i think im the only one left in this thread tonight
ill just post it here.

ive spent hours trying to figure out what he is really singing about, im sure its something very smart, but i just dont know what it is.

 

i had no idea they were that much. damn now i need to do is get mine to deploy and i get a new car.
tricky but i think i can manage.
ive never been hit by one... yet.

that had both tittys and beer
such an epic post then you leave.
fuck
ok have a good night.

 

i will share that i have done lines of cocaine off a girls tittys.
while i drank a beer.

 

There's a book titled The Lottery. Maybe you've read it?

 

nope who wrote it?

 

and why did what i wrote make you ask that?

 

those are some fine tittys arrow
thank you very much.

 

doods im going to have to hit it soon, its 1am and im about done. long night
but i was really hoping you could fill me in scribe. ill wait a bit more
if not, pm me with the info, im very curious now.

 

You were begging for, so I gave it to you.

 

You mean the short story by Shirley Jackson? It's freaky.