The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

in my attempt to blindly download porn
i just ended up with a 263 page book on how to repair a volvo four cylinder motor,
must have come in with the search term "suck"

 

Why would I be pissed at you?

 

No she'll probably scream rape as soon as I say "hi".

 

Brother, Jack was just out taking the pic you request...

 

No much to see right now, streets are empty and quiet and there are a few bats flying around and security guards half asleep in their chairs.

 

Cool, bats

Library is closing, gotta go.

 

i like bats i think they are cool, i fucked a security guard once, she was about 23 and very attractive, i got to talking to her, and the next day we started flirting, we went in the little shack and while she watched out the window i pumped her full. then she told me she wasnt on the pill. oh crap, so now im going back day after day, waiting to hear she is pregnant, and low in behold about a week later she started. whew lucky me i guess. i dont want to be tied to a woman that will fuck a guy in a shack for goodness sake.

sorry to hear that. have a great night dood
and check back in when you can
we will be here.

 

So there are little Grimlings running around out there?

 

not from her, just the one from my wife, thats it. he is so wonderful
you know jack, it makes being here in toledo very very hard, he was 2 and a half when i left there, i saw him every two weeks or so, and now his is almost three, he has learned all sorts of stuff while ive been gone. but i have to say, its better than the alternative

my wife was telling em he picked up a new phrase, he said, "shit this sucks" clear as a bell ringing
we dont really promote that sort of language, but if you say a dirty word, they pick it up. im just hoping he doesnt say that sort of thing to the baptist babysitter, she will have a religious intervention on the spot.


so whats for breakfast dood?

 

I think the funniest part of that is that you have a baptist babysitter......I don't know why but it's funny.


I don't have breakfast usually.

 

really i suppose you imagine me acting like i do here, there, nope, i just pretend im a back woods right wing raciest religo fanatic and me and them get on just fine. its a long stretch from who i really am, but they are really very good to him, he can count to 13. and fucking read. at almost three he can read. very cool. i will need to reprogram him when he gets older as he may think blacks and mexicans are evil but other than that, there is little down side.

dood you know that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, beside, a nice cup of tea with a soft boiled chicken embryo and some toasted bread. yummo dood

do you have cafe's there ill be able to get some breakfast at when i come for a visit?

 

Yeah, I sort of get tat from your Facebook, you're really different here....and I find that amusing.

Eh, I've never been keen on breakfast, there aren't that many cafes or places to eat as there are there but McDonald's as a breakfast menu and there is a local chain of coffee shops that has coffee, tea and some overpriced snacks. .

 

im not so sure you would be that amused im pretty boring most all the time, this is more of who i really am, there i have to be all polite and not sware and say things like, "i want to butt fuck you int he mouth" to the women i know. however i think it really loud
me and my wife just had a conversation becouse i told her i love the word cunt and woudl appreciate it if i could work it into my daily converstion more often. she thinks i should just keep thoughts like that all to myself.

ok, im not eating at mcdonalds. your saying that the city you live in doesnt have a mom and pop diner that we can sit down and have a meal at. how are we going to re-enact the diner scene from pulp fiction jack? i mean how is that ever going to work?!

 

I'd like to have heard that conversation.

Nope, no Mom-n-Pop diners....unless you want to eat in a roadside shack where the chairs are really upturned boxes and the tables are really upturned boxes and the plates are made of newspapers from 1999 and the food tastes mildly of petrol and grass.

And the McDonald's here is good, not like the ones you have there.

 

my wife just asked me if that was a really rich place she said she thought everybody there was like very well off and there was really cool building and stuff
is she right?

 

Don't believe the crap about "rich culture".

 

dood im sorry but the moment that image started loading i was laughing and was about hysterical by the time the second started. i knew that would get you. its really funny how people picture your country and how you portray it on here, i know its not all exactly like that. there has to be good places right?