The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

I don't like beer.

 

I don't like beer either and no I don't....do you?

 

Nope.

 

I'd be wondering when security was going to show up and demand we pay with real money instead of the counterfeit scrip you gave to the waitress.

All skin can be affected by the sun's rays. Are skin turns dark because the cells realease melanin as a natural sunscreen. I recall how our standard poodle's skin would get pink from the sun after we gave him a close shave for the summer months. No skin is immune to UV damage.

 

ok fine how about one of these then.

 

it will all be charged to the Underhill account.



All skin can be affected by the sun's rays. Are skin turns dark because the cells realease melanin as a natural sunscreen. I recall how our standard poodle's skin would get pink from the sun after we gave him a close shave for the summer months. No skin is immune to UV damage.[/QUOTE]
really? i mean that really your dog got sunburned, i had no idea, i thought just we could. hmm how bout that.
i wonder if like a cow could, i suppose thats why they have that coat.

dammit i wanted to ask if i could have sex with her to!
son of a bitch now who is going to blow me.

 

Nah, such blatant nudity puts me off really...I find it crass.

 

I could give that a go.

 

Yeah, my dog would get sunburned. I've seen it on other animals too. I think humans are the only creatures whose skin cells generate melanin however. That's where the cancer term melanoma comes from btw. It's also what causes frecles and liver spots.

 

OMG, what I tell ya, we are the same person leaving different lifes...

I got a sister but she is the complete opposite of me and taken. But I got 47 cousins, I don't know how many females, but I guess with that many your odds are pretty good.

 

perfect then its settled
did you want to go to the rifle range while you were here too.
nothing is more fun than firing high powered hand guns into the black night ripped to the tits on crank and whiskey, i just love to watch that huge fucking blue flame leap from the barrel!

 

I don't think I've met any female who is exactly like me...Yay sort of is but only sort of.

 

i like freckels, my wife has the, she hates, em i think they are cute
i knew some of that but i didnt know that other animals could burn, but i guess that makes sense. i am not pissed at this.

if i was with one of your hot cousins and we were drunk and i was like sort of laying on top of her and kinda like slightly fucking her and you walked in the room and i asked you to pull her hair for me cause me hand was cramping, would you?

 

They don't serve drinks in pineapples here, that's Honolulu. :28:


Do a google image search for 'yard of margarita'.

 

jack is arrow a girl?
cause ive been sort of making a few penis jokes and i dont want to upset anybody.
and if arrow is a girl, i should mix in a vagina joke,
you know
just to keep it balanced.

 

I like most hard liqueur, and straight up no ice, I don't like waterly drinks so when I can I tell to bring my drinks like ice tea and fruit drinks with no ice, but I mostly forget, I always remember when is alcohol though.

Drinks that sells in US which I have tried, my favorite is red label. I tried black and blue too but I like red bes, and I think is the cheapest.

The only mix drink so far I remember trying and liking was white russian. I drink a few of those at my friends sister wedding, he was drinking and brought one for me.

 

I can picture you roaming around the IN countryside at night with a bottle of moonshine and a rifle marveling at the way the bullet bursts from the barrel..then by some twisted fortune end up cornering a poor field mammal and giving it a 20 minute speech before shooting it in the head.

 

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