The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

To be honest not really into DP just googled the name

 

Ah okies, I see

 

Time for me to get some sleep

 

See yer later!

 

I saw the Easter bunny today!

 

Did the Easter bunny mayde all those holes in your grass?

 

No, the moles did that.

 

What are moles? I thought that was a skin thing. :33:

 

That's some freaking hands. They should make a horror movie with moles.

 

There are some that look even freakier, with some sort of tentacles around their nose.

 

Awww look at the cute bunny!

 

hi all.
just popped in before im off to bed. i see the bible thread went about as well as i thought it would and is locked and the forum is a little less busy. thats new

ive never been banned. i dont think ive even been warned except when P4 told me not to use my other logons, and then it was just a "we have begun banning members for that." sort of thing.

oh well. anyway
happy easter, ive had a strange day. i wish i could get a do over. but its what it is.
oddly, i would have to say everything that went slightly wrong was not my fault.
actually i dont think any of it iwas my fault. but i wish i could do it all over anyway, that way i could at least not be at fault for things that didnt happen
or try to be more a part of things so i wasnt at fault but far more involved
or just not let things get to that point and then that wouldn't have happend
nobody got hurt, well there feelings hurt is all.
nobody is dead. so this went better than a couple years ago.

good night.

 

Where the fuck are you people?

 

Keep your damn pants on, Jack... it's not like we're restrained farm animals positioned for your perversion.

 

don't give him any ideas mok

 

A young man is walking through a small village one day and decides to stop by a bar and have a beer. He walks into a bar, and sees a grizzled old man, crying into his beer. Curious, the young man sits down and says, "Hey old timer, why the long face?"
The old man looks at him and points out the window, "See that dock out there? I built that dock with my own two hands, plank by plank, nail by nail, but do they call me Jack the dockbuilder? No, no."
The old man continued, "And see that ship out there? I've been fishing these waters for my village for 35 years! But do they call me Jack the fisherman? No, no."
The old man continued, "And see all the crops in the farms out there? I planted and have been farming those crops for my village for nearly 45 years! But do they call me Jack the farmer? No, no."
The old man starts to cry again, "But you screw one goat..."