The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

What's there to roll your eyes about you selfish cun...try music loving gentleman?

 

I got two in a row because you gave us good clues.

 

I was talking before that, the clues came after you got so close.

 

I'm just so sick of your vain little "I'm a sexy little chicky, short and curvy, here are my handles and there is my sprout" .....I mean get over yourself already, not to mention how rude it is to go about flaunting yourself to other men when you're married and have two cats.

 

You knew what you got yourself into when you married me! Besides, do you ever hear me complain about your jumping every goat you see and having a shed full of rakes on the side??

 

And speaking of handle and spout.... *stomps on Victorian tea pot*

 

Maybe I wouldn't have to do that if you really loved me.

 

which.....which one did you stomp???

 

Did it ever occur to you that only someone who really loved you could stand being around you for as long as I have? :28:

 

Vice versa. :28:


You're not easy to live with either you know....miss I don't know which end of the blender goes in the bowl.

 

Just the gay one with the little pink flowers that was cracked anyway.

Wait... you mean I should just try the other end?? Why didn't you just tell me instead of standing there laughing everytime I try to make cake dough!!!

 

They aren't gay they're genteel.....how many times have I told you that!!!

It was amusing. :28:

 

Fine. Why don't you let your goats do the cooking? Would you please excuse me now, I'm going to flaunt myself in front of someone.

 

Oh don't throw a tantrum now, this is how all our arguments end....you go out and pick up a sad sap and I fuck a goat in our bed and smear goat placenta on your pillow......why don't we just talk it out like adults!

 

Because there's only one adult in this relationship and that's not you.

 

Oh yeah....go out and flash somebody.....very adult of you. :28:

 

At least I make use of my sexual organs like nature wants me to.

 

By riding a dildo to sleep every night.

 

That's only because you can't get it up unless I wrap myself in that goat fur and bray and look crazy.

 

I should have married that dildo, it's much more loving and understanding than you!