The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

ill have to let her know next time shes on

 

now i thought i meant marry as in happy, gay, dancing about with glee. (fuck that sounds gay) but apparently ive put you in the work release program without your knowledge eh? sorry about that, no you can be single, jack is single, jack doesn't want to be single, but jack cant seem to find that special someone, despite some of the special someones ive seen him chat with. honestly i dont know why he just wont pull the trigger on that one, but hey who am i to judge. i was a whore, i would fuck any woman that was able to say .... well anything really cause some did not speak any English. i still dont have any idea why that chick kept saying that but i was sure it was "faster faster" in Turkish.

thats funny, becouse a lot of it has to do with the little squeak toys ingesting something.. well mostly sperm. and mostly by the buckets. they have a thing for buckets of sperm.

never seen a bucket of sperm before i saw japanaporn, and never really wanted to again. but it just shows up in there porn, your watching a nice girl on girl and the squeak toys are doing there best and WHAM, a bucket of sperm to drink

odd really


its official i cannot spell the word squeak without help from autocorrect.

 

My god , what an absolute godess ...
A plain and simple real woman with curves in all the right places and hot as hell , gotta love it .
I like your taste in women my friend.
Bravo

 

i cant sort were he finds them at.
she is just perfect yes?

 

well time for me to head out, gonna go play some basketball, gotta keep my track team physique

 

Yes ... Yes she is .
I dunno where he finds em either , just glad he's sharin em !

 

have a great game dood, and stop in and entertain us again

what do you think the wallpaper on that phone of his looks like,
can i see you phone scribe
and he would be all
no your jerk off on it again

please scribe

no you fucking freak now put your dick away

 

what do you think the wallpaper on that phone of his looks like,
can i see you phone scribe
and he would be all
no your jerk off on it again

please scribe

no you fucking freak now put your dick away[/QUOTE]




I will not hand my phone to you ... under any circumstances bro !!

 

damitt
why.. it was the part were i jerk off to the wallpapers wasnt it.
it always is.

 

Ummm .... Kinda
That's all i need is sticky keys , i use my phone a lot and i think that you'd cause me nothing but grief if you whip off all over my phone bro , sorry.

 

ok i wont.
how is your night red, all is well i hope

 

Yea goin real well pal , how bout yourself?
Everything good?

 

i live in fucking toledo, so as well as it can living in a town that smells like dirty feet.

 

Yea well , i live near Detroit ....Top that .
May as well live near the asshole of the world .

 

i heard that Detroit was going through some revitalization or something
and i go there about once a month to see my grandparents, Detroit is only like an hour up the road.

i just love that 696 expressway, nothing says move along like driving at near 90 and having some jackass i a beater grandprix with one of those donut spare tires and his rear bumper wagging in the wind rip past you at about everything it can do

yea, i do love that road, you know i think thats where im giong to die
right there on 696, right after the I75 entrance, ill be going 85 and get rear-ended by the last Vega on the road, just BAM lights out for grims.
im just sure of it.

 

You probably ain't far off Grims , I'm tellin ya ... some of the shit i see over there is off the charts man.
Tomorrow is opening day so i'm sure i'll see all sorts of wierd shit , don't forget i am canadian so all of this shit is a world of difference for me .
I'm about 20 \ 30 mins from detroit just over the bridge but holy hell it's like night and day.
A few months back i was leaving a Wings game after a few shots in the bar at Joe Louis and damn near was shot in a drive by ... Scared the fuck outa me .

 

i forgot you were on the good side of the river, dammit, now i want to come buy you a beer so i can use my passport!

 

im off, time to go dream of olivia munn
have a great night winger

 

You come to Canada any time and i'll buy you a few real Canadian beers my friend .
Sweet dreams , If i come into some Michigan \Ohio State football tickets i will let you know

 

Hey Red, how's it goin' hoser?