The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

Green eyes make me weak in the knees.

 

You are too funny.

 

They have eclectic taste in porn.

 

you say eclectic, i say fucking weird

 

most of it anyway

 

those are some nice eyes, is there any breasts for me to ignore her eyes for?

that just made me feel a bit sicker jack. blehhhhhhh

i say they know how to do it. they understand that every man has his little want, and nothing is going to scratch that itch, and they use these adorable milky white cutes that sound like squeak toys when you fuck them to scratch that itch.
i love japan.

 

thanks arrow, that was very kind
your great too and thanks for joining our band of marry men
now if you will slip into these green tights, youll fit right in.

 

Now you lost me. But hey I do that to people all the time, so is just fair.

 

I'm outta here for a while. gonna go eat. See ya guys later.

 

later scribe

 

ok lets take that statement and run with it down the sheep path a bit shall we...


let me ask, have you ever done anything that was a bit odd and thought, wow i kind of liked that.

well some of us have done things and thought, "dammit i wish i didnt like that, cause now i know i do and its gonna be real hard to find a normal girl that is willing to even discuss that one."

well thats were japanaporn comes in, see with there porn you can find exactly what you want, want to see a chick blow a dog, its not taboo in japan, its mainstream, wanna see a girl read the news while random men jerk off on her face, they got it. im telling you its perversions simmered to a perfection.

so weird? yes exactly, right up until its you that just jerked off to something you thought before was weired and you think, "damn i want to see another one of those," and you find yourself typing, "Japanese woman drinking a gallon of sperm from a nike"

 

it was the tights wasn't it,
thats were we loose most of the new recruits.
its ok, to be honest i dont like wearing them either
but it was yayboobies idea, she says it makes it easier for her to see our cranks
so we all do it to make her happy
you wouldn't want to see her when she is NOT happy.

 

nothing wrong with weird, but weird nonetheless

 

i havent got my pair yet, so im sitting here naked

 

goodness you do find the best nuggets on the web dont you

now, were in the fuck do you think your going, we were talking about japanaporn, you cant just get up and go eat...
get back here.

 

No was the married fact. I'm not even close to that.

Unless you have my wife somewhere and forgot to tell me we are married.

 

thinking of some of the japanese stuff ive seen, i dont think ill eat for a while

 

im with you, and i love those little squeak toys.

she will appreciate that. she is a very eager girl you know