The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

Sort of....

 

some where there is some guy that gets to nail her
and
i hate him

 

Me too. Let's find him and knock the shit out of him.

 

This chick too...

 

Hungry.



I'm headed out to get some supper dood. Catch ya later.

 

enjoy mate. ill be here. maybe. if not just carry on like i am.

 

that could be the best plan you have ever come up with scribe

 

wow what a perfect example of someone i would love to watch gliding up and down my rod
i could watch that all damn day i tell ya.
i wouldnt even eat, i would just lay there and watch.

 

i put my sig back up, my posts looks drab compaired to everyone else's so i thought i would do a bit of house keeping, and i found i liked it just the way it was before i changed it.

im like that. i never really like change as much as i think i do.
then i change stuff and sit and look at it and think, yup i did like it better the old way
and either change it back, or get mad and take a nap.

by the way, i find napping is a great way to get back at the world
i mean, there is the world, being all cold and mean and crule and such
and here is me, all nice and napping and warm and happy and stuff
so suck it world. i win with a nap fucker!

 

every morning when i get up i think to myself how great a nap would be and im sure that when i get home from work im going to take one, but i never do

 

dood you have got to fix that, i mean take the time for yourself, not long, hell i slam 15 min at noon sometimes, and im going to tell you, it makes all the difference, i never really even go to sleep, i just sort of zone out. basically the same thing i do when my wife talks to me, but for a bit longer and i close my eyes.

 

if i did though i doubt i would sleep very well at night

id rather take a nap then work, but would rather do other things after work then sleep

 

that sounds the right way round really.
but lunch it the perfect time to catch a bit.
not long just enough

 

i just want to say, ive been watching these "squirting" videos of late
and ive found that about 99 percent of them are really just some chick taking a piss in the middle of sex.

just ahhhhhhh pisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.
i squirted

 

ive noticed that also, suspension of disbelief i suppose

 

I would probably freak if i was fucking some chick and she started pissing ...
That's kinda fucked up , but hey .... who am i?

 

i dont know if its all that much suspension really, they just stop doing whatever, piss all over the place like an old person that cant control themselves anymore and then get back to fucking like there isnt a pool of piss on the bed.

i had a girlfriend that would get supper wet when she came, all the liquid was her lubricant, and when her muscles contracted it had an obvious effect. i sort of thought it was neat except i had to change the sheets after we had sex becouse the wet spot was huge. that would be squirting to me. far cry from
let me take a piss on your sofa and call it hot emkay?

 

How exactly did you analyse the difference between squirting and pissing?

 

im going to say, there are something that are kinky and each to there own.
but i just dont need to include urine into the mix of things.
so i guess im with you to that point.
however, now, if she is hot enough and its the only way i get to have her, well whatever works.
im a giver

 

its easy really, when the vagina oozes its lubricant out during the contractions of orgasm, thats a squirt, and when a yellow stream shots out her pee hole and smacks me in the face, that a piss