The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

type a message in an overly old english accent. he does it really well
you were just chatting though wernt you

 

Journey entry 572 : Had a bangin' day, met this fine chica with big hooters on the way to the the bladin' ring and at first I was like "naw dood she could never be your shizzle she so fine.....but then this other voice was like....go for it dawg what ya got to loose......so I turn my swag on and go right up to her and say " hi babey you da bomb" and she was like "ya a fine ***** to" so I ask her f she want to go see me skate and she aid " 'ell yeah!"

 

I can sort of do that, but sometimes I get mixed up.

 

great entry
and yes that is exactly how it will read.

dood im done with this day, i feel dumber for attending it, its been just this side of ridicules. ive got nothing of any importance done, ive frustrated, and my wife cant seem to understand that if she disrobes on skype, nobody but me can see it. Or maybe she does know that and simply is using it for an excuse, either way, im off, you have a great day and enjoy school (if you have classes today) and laugh.

 

4 different people with 4 different agendas all decided to start texting me at the same time! I'm under siege!

 

I know the feeling....I get that way too..........I'll try to have a good day, hope things get better for you too.

 

GIVE ME ALL YOUR ATTENTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Lol
Just happened to me too , text , phone , bbm , facebook ...I'm starting to feel "too connected" !

 

Ought.

Thought, bought, brought, nought, sought and fought, but not caught, taught or draught

 

YOU LOSE!!!!

One of them was vixen, she's relentless. Not that I'm complaining.

 

I don't think that's what he meant.

 

What do we think of the new avatar?

 

Sir please calm down....can you please tell me what happened?


I don't know....I just...God.....


Sir take a deep breath and just try to tell me what happened.

Okay....okay...*deep breath*.....I was just on my way to the park to feed the ducks and out from those bushes this naked man wearing a gas makes runs out and jumps on me....I did't know what to think....my mind just went blank....he started going through my pockets...he didn't take any money or my credit cards....he just laid on top of me and stare at me through his mask....his breathing sound like....that...that in those Star Wars movies...then walking down along there I saw this couple and I tried to call to them for help.....but......the guy was wearing a three piece suit and a top hat and talked like he was in the 18th century....you know...that high English with those weird big words.....also his voice was sort of condescending....the girl was blonde and sounded German....she...um....had...these....like...um...huge......chest....yeah....well they seemed to know the guy in the gas mask.....I pleaded with them for help again and the German woman tried to help me up....the guy with her was just looking at his pocket watch.....yeah I real pocket watch like with a gold chain......the guy with the gas mask? he was standing right about there by now and staring at a bird.......well the German woman tried to help me up....but she sort of pulled me up and I banged my head on...um....her boob.....I think I must have passed out for a while.....when I woke up the gas mask fellow was gone and the suit guy and the German woman were standing and talking to this other older guy....he was wearing a hat too.....but not he 18th Century top hat like the other guy.....just like a normal rimmed hat....sort of like a fishing hat.....I thought maybe this man at last would help me ....but he just looked amused with the whole situation.....I was trying to get up by now and hoping they just wouldn't notice me.....I kept a look out for the gas mask guy too.....but he seemed to be gone.............................the suit guy saw me and started quoting some Shakespearean stuff......and I just ran....I darted through the path there and then onto the road.....there I almost got run over by a jeep....yes a jeep.....the guy driving it was wearing these jean overalls you know the ones with the straps ...yea....and no shirt underneath...........I was just freaked by this time I just hid in those brambles by the road........then a few minutes later the jeep came back and all those strange people were in it.....except the gas mask guy.....I think he just ran off into the night.......yeah and the jeep headed that way..... just don't know what to think of all this....

 

Who is the guy with the top hat?

 

Fuck this. The admin has been here while I was off and installed a new server, now it looks like all my pics and documents and personal settings and files are wiped out!!! I'm just getting a blue desktop with only the basic programs!!!! Are you fucking kidding me people???!!!!!

 

Holy shit. It's all gone.

 

I just hope he didn't come across any MS Paint drawings.

 

I can see your avatar.........