The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

Fuck you bitch. Am not.

Ummmmm.... :33:



(And the password is... obfuscate)


Okay, I think I got this. Yes?

 

No. I don't repect you. You're in the clear.

 

ob?fus?cate
   /ˈɒbfəˌskeɪt, ɒbˈfʌskeɪt/ Show Spelled[ob-fuh-skeyt, ob-fuhs-keyt] Show IPA
–verb (used with object), -cat?ed, -cat?ing.
1.
to confuse, bewilder, or stupefy.
2.
to make obscure or unclear: to obfuscate a problem with extraneous information.
3.
to darken.

 

dick
well sorry to hear about that. i would take you for a beer but i know you to well
it would turn into three, then there would be some sort of walkby whiskeying and the next 7 hours will be a blur resulting in me loosing my phone.
and i have to work tomorrow

 

How 'bout a raincheck?

 

dood i would absolutely love to go out on the town with you
we would make some memories for sure
some of them would be tragic
but memories non the less.

 

If we really did it right we'd have no memories whatsoever. Just video footage, alcohol poisoning and lacy souveniers.

 

agreed, its a mission then, we should take a chaperone's to ensure our saftey.
shall i fly Jack in? i trust that he will not take advantage of us becouse were not goats and he fears you.

 

guys?

 

Good call! Make it so.

Sorry. Got distracted.

 

[FS] Aline - Butt Licking Anal Whores 6


a movie about poop
neat

 

its ok, im trying hard to sort out the final pieces to the project i was working on over the weekend. im not enjoying that


so care to explain what happened that you were let down
was it money, love or guns as LV would say

 

[FS] Sex with a very cute brunette

i could use some of that. but the thread fails to deliver the goods
it should say

[FS] some lucky fucker nailing a very cute brunette you would nail if you could but you cant becouse your married and old and sort of fat and becouse you come off as a pervert whenever you talk to women

 

I'm reorganizing my porn files.

It was this: http://forum.phun.org/showpost.php?p...stcount=394191

 

pm'ed

[SM] Twins Hardcore


i like this thread, but because of the rules here on phun it cant go were i prefer twins to go
i know im a sick bastered, but i love me and that really all that matters.

 

They could find a couple of girls that look enough like fratenal twins and go to town that way. Give 'em a bullshit shared surname and who's gonna know the difference?

 

dood you just hit on a damn gold mine.
now all we need is a pair of chicks that
a.) look very much a like
b.) will make porn movies for money
c.) dont mind eating each other out
d.) doesn't mind the camera mam jerking his crank the entire time
e.) like to suck the camera mans penis
f.) is willing to suck the camera mans penis
g.) likes to give head to guys holding cameras
h.

 

well that went down hill pretty quick.

 

I'm sure the willing talent pool is enormous though.

 

i have to step out for a bit
you ve not heard the last of me scribe.
not by a long shot.