The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

Oh fuck.

I like mom & pop diners too.

 

that would make family get together awkward again.
so please dont.

 

you know what sounds good now that ive said meat loaf.
i want to eat at a place i can sit at the counter and have the meat loaf and tators. and the stuff will be made in the back and passed through the window and the waitress name is like doris or maggy or something, she is a single mom with a teen and her face looks stressed and she comes over and says, "whatcha haven hun?"
yea that sounds tasty

 

Couldn't you sneak in and steal some of what the monks made?

 

Of course I wouldn't, just kidding.

 

not any more appearently.
they are really good at keeping an eye out for me
but i suppose its not that hard, they all wear these like browniish sweatery thingys that drape over then and i have a red Calgary flames hockey jersey on.
so i kinda stick out.
besides, it doent smell that good. i think they eat burnt

 

Yup.....and rather bland decor, the constant smell of some food in the air...a cop at the counter drinking coffee......a family in the corner booth who's kid just won't shut the fuck up....a little bell above the door....that lonely fucker sitting all alone in a booth on his third cup of coffee not knowing whether to go get up and go home or drive himself off a cliff, that old lady at the cash register that must have worked here for at least 6 years.....oh the joys of small establishments!

 

Jack...
cooked salad.. huh

 

im sure you noticed, i try to never swear on my facebook, i have people there that frown on that sort of thing. but my son, the big dumb one, swears like a sailor. i keep trying to tell him to stop and he says. what the fuck for.
he is just like me. im so proud.

 

Something tells me that the monks only took you in as a sort of test to their faith.

 

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/6a457f3801/baby-says-f-ck-it

 

do you have those in your town jack?

 

i think they needed the 300 a month. the dish network got turned off again. so they are hard up for some real cash.

 

Okay well....assemble.

 

my interwebs is way to slow to watch any youpubs.

how the hell are ya vix
wanna go grab some mexican food and race each other to the bottom of a margarita?

 

Nope.

 

completly flew past me until you noted it.
damn im dumb

 

lol just about blew a load there with that recipe huh... Scribe

ha ha



heres another tip
when you make ....homemade cruchy tacos....
and you take your corn tortilla put in oil...fold it over..fry it for a shell

you have your shells... and sprinkle Parmasian cheese over the outside of the shells both sides

dont forget the sour cream, piece of avocado...and green salsa...this shits gotta be like...like lil messy.....its man food.

lol soooo goood...

 

That's why I'd hate to have family on my Facebook.....I know a few people like that who from on swearing.....manatee sex...world domination.....alien gang bangs...... raccoon armies.....I try to avoid adding them.

 

Margaritas...are a prissy waste of time..
shots of Patron.... I will do...
chips and salsa all day long...

the video..is a 2 year old that keeps saying "fuck it" lol