The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

IT'S ALIVE!

 

Oh geez. I'm gone one stinkin' day.




I missed you guys!

 

...... r u naked?

 

DUDE...

strippers...cocaine...

Damn... and you didn't invite...
lol

 

We worry about our elderly phunners mate. (except for Salty)

 

I'm not naked, I didn't see any strippers (that I can recall) and I can't afford cocaine. Grims was supposed to show up and provide that shit (except the naked part) but must've got lost somewhere along the way. Bastard. :x

 

Yeah, I love you too.

 

sorry, i had to work and you can tell by jacks facebook page how well that went.

so then, was it another walk by tequila-ing that got you this time round?

 

you know i think its worth mentioning, ive been though this forum just under a million times, im pretty sure ive visited every thread except the comics one and the smoked ham thread (the title pretty much sorted it so i felt no need) and i can say with some authority, i cant find one that has the ability to make me laugh as well as this one. there is some funny shit in this thread.

 

Nope. Lots of cheap beer was my undoing this time. And some whiskey.

 

i like whiskey. i like it a lot. it doesn't even have to be expensive.
you know ive been working on a plan to run a batch or two off.
i need a kettle and i think ill have all the parts.

i was hoping to use apples. it makes a better tasting whiskey than corn. but its less ... well less fuck your sister cause you weren't thinking strait enough not to. really

but then again, my sister is kinda good looking... hmmmmjm

 

i need food but i dont know were to go.
im sick of fast food and im pretty sick of eating.
so any suggestions.

 

My dearly departed friend made some of the best shine. Wish I had his recipe.

 

IHOP.

 

I have the urge to transfer this to your Facebook.

 

i do too. i could use a good recipe, the hillbilly next door says he know what goes into it. but then he says a lot of things, like he told me obama was going to send a check to all the poor people. im still waiting on that check. i was really looking forward to it. makes me miss ole bush.. he sent me three.

 

Cook something, salads are easy to make.

 

mmmm u should make dip
dude.... velveeta cheese....shredded cheese...hormel chili no beans...mix it together.... add some philly cream cheese

can add jalapenos, olives other stuffs too

you can micro.... it
but its killer baked for about 20 min. then you pull it out..add a layer of shredded cheese on top mixed with some crunchy fried onion (canned kind)

take it out... maybe add a lil sour cream on the top..or something....
bommmmmmbbbbbbbbbbbbbb

 

you know .. .that sounds pretty good
i ate at a place called star diner this morning it was really good.

 

i do not have kitchen privileges at the monastery sense the meatloaf issues. but it was just like the real thing man.

that sounds great, i just sent it to me in an email so i have ti at home thank vix.