The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

I'd like to oppose the notion that penises in general and yours in particular are an easy to find accessory.

 

im confused. i can find it
look there is it. oh and its looking at me again
whats the matter big fella, you want to go spelunking dont ya.

 

I can just picture you talking to him like that.

 

It's the only intelligent conversation he has.

 

I agree. Every conversation which involves the word "spelunking" is high IQ.

 

Did Scribe lose his phone?

 

im not sure last i heard he was going out drinking. now im sort of worried. its been a few days. i should have gone with him, you know, just to make sure it all went well with the strippers and the cocaine.

 

ill have you know we have very intelectual conversatoins fairly often.
often times it ends with him just exploding with enthusiasm to the subject at hand.

 

Do you discuss global warming with him like Jack does?

 

Now I'm worried, too. :-?

 

hmm no i dont think thats cum up. i think its been more sexual studies and procreation. also to involve studies of alternate lifestyles such as lesbianism. mostly he is interested in what motivates a person to do a specific thing, especially for the first time that really is what he likes to discuss the most. although incestuous same sex sexual relationships and the lacking of boundaries there in have also been of subject of late


hence the google search "first time lesbian" and "lesbian twins"

he will check in
i hope.

 

Good luck on his scientific research.

 

i know huh its like all he wants to do is study
damn freak. so what does your vagina like to talk about?

 

She just nags all the time.
"Hey, remember what I'm here for?" etc.

 

i dont understand how girls keep from treating it like a toy
just playing with the damn thing all the time.
shoving this and that in there to see how it fits

hey wanna come play with my kitty?
sort of thing.

but then its all about intimacy with you lot, you want things to be just right

i knew a woman that couldnt masterbate without lighting candles and putting on good music. i was like, yea im the same way the other day at work when i jerked off in the supplies closet, i could bearly get all the candles out and the music stopped becouse that one lady with the mole from accounting kept pulling at the door handle

 

This is just getting sad.

 

I think he's dead......I call all his stuff.

 

I have it on good authority the fucker is still alive. So no call goat boy. Sorry.

 

Think again goatboy. :28:

Just a wee bit hungover yesterday.