The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

did you see the ghost fly by in the back ground, could be your lucky night tonight.

 

i dont understand why women just dont set the vibrator on the chair and sit on it. that way they can use both hands and ride the waves.

 

Where??

 

I think they made a contraption like that in the 18th century to cure female hysteria.

 

it was a dust bunny on the screen.

 

i would so love to take a vibrator back to the 18th century.
but think of the smell, they didnt bath all that often, blaaa.
but yea, i would be king in no time.
women would be clammering to have a moment of privacy with me.
right up until the battery ran out.

becouse they didnt have battery back then so it wouldn't work anymore
then they would kill me .

 

Can I come?

 

I'M CUMMMMIIINGGGGGGG!!!

 

like as in with a vibrator?

right now im listening to Mozart - Requiem in D Minor - VII. Agnus Dei
and watching your video over and over, they go well together.


yay did you nut yet?

 

oh i see i missed that post. wonderful
when you finished. can i ask you something?
did you go to collage?

 

I wanted to add music to it, but I forgot how and I thought it'd take ages for me to figure out so I left it.


No as your assistant!

 

Adda girl....that's the way to do it. *takes a sip of tea*

 

I went two years to something which you would probably call college and which is some sort of prep school for university here.

 

What's that poster on the wall? Is it one of your weird-ass bands?

 

No, it's a U2 poster which I got years ago when I was naive enough to like them.

 

oh i understand, of course, ill need help cueing the babes. you can work the digital video camera, once we figure out how to get back we will open a web site and make billions all we need is a name.

i have never laughed at something ive read so hard. i can see it clear as day.

oh. well i was wondering you seem really smart.
and with some of the "clients" you have i thought maybe you went for physiologist or something (like a head doctor) dono if i used the right word.

 

Nah, I'm pretty dumb.

 

I assumed that too.

 

bono rocks! i love that one song.