The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

good call. plus you can drink a lot more and enjoy a nice buzz. its been so long since ive been remotly drunk, all i seem to do is work and sleep and well.. this


ok that was a greet story, i love it.
now if i could only get a bit of action like that. but here, in toledo
im not thinking thats going to happen.
its a nice town and all but its no vagas man

 

Security desk @ Mandalay Bay Casino:

Me: I lost my phone at some point this morning, anyone turn in a phone lately?
Security Gaurd: Let me check. What kind?
Me: It's an LG Touch
SG: Ok. (picks up phone) An LG?
Me: With a slideout keyboard.
SG: (relays info, waits...) What's on the screen?
Me: When you turn it on it shows the time. When you unlock it there's a hot brunette with a great ass.
SG: (relays info; smirks)
Me: Found it?
SG: Yup. I'll go get it.

 

It's tough being away from home and no one to hang out with. From what you say I take it your co-workers are a bunch of goobers.

There's no place like Vegas except perhaps New Orleans. I love interacting with tourists, you can be a complete ass and not worry about it cuz you're never gonna see 'em again.

 

yes, i love that. so happy you got your phone back.

im giong to say this time its on me. i really have no desire to go out, i was invited yesterday, and turned it down, im playing pretty stressful game of turn the temp job into a permanent position, that means i have to be on it the time im there, cant go in hung over and i know that with a little as ive drank i will get plowed so i live a very conservative life right now.
but then i think i would be more apt if i had a few more mates i really liked. i have a friend of my wifes i hang out with sometimes, but still no hang overs. the cool thing on that is she is pretty hot, and i get to spend time with her, bad part is if i say something like what goes through MY head at any given moment, my wife find out and i dont have one of those anymore.
so its a risky game as well for me
like a spy trying to sell a cover, im acting like a decent man. when i really want to ask her "would you give me a hand job with your mouth?"

 

I can't even express how relieved I was to find my phone. I was freaking out before hand.


I can understand your position with both the job and the wife's friend but you really ought to find an outlet for your stress. Go hit a bar and strike up a chat with some locals, have a few beers and laughs. It'll be good for you.

 

i think your right, i will next weekend, ill stay here and ill hit the pub on friday, that way i have a few days to recover, money is tight dood i dont make half as much as i used to. im hoping they have a better pay scale when the real job comes it. but honestly im just happy to have what i have

ive not lost a phone yet, any chance the huge drink could have played a roll in the disappearance of your phone?

 

The huge drink with the extra tequila (I bet she dumped 8 shots in at least!) was deefinitely the cause. I woke up in bed fully dressed laying crosswise on the matress as if I had sat down, fell back and passed out. I have no recollection of how or when I got home. I got seperated from my roomie and her friends so they don't either. Tequila has that affect on me. :friday:

 

that is great. i wonder if you had a good time or not. i would imagine you did. glad you made it home sounds like it was one of those you could have woke up someplace not home and thought now where the fuck am i?

done that a few times, once in new Orleans, but i think thats expected there eh?
its nice a warm here today, about 60 i would say, i really enjoyed it. its nice to be out of the snow.

 

Boo

 

That tie isn't suitable for her skin colour. :-|

 

we SHOULD take it off then shouldn't we!!

 

My internet connection failed. :x

 

lies! I tell ya LIES! lol..its okay my brain can has failed

 

Rappy=Lurker

 

My brain failed years ago.

 

thank God you lead with the Other head

 

Vix, you say the nicest things!